Edit X, 7th June 17:22 UTC: I made a ton of changes to this post that wouldn't fit, so check them out HERE once you're done! As always, let me know what else I need to add or fix!
Another trailer, another analysis!
I already uploaded an imgur album with preliminary translations and analyses that I'll be touching on, so check that out here!
I'll also be touching on some of the details/ theories mentioned in this master post. There's a lot to unpack there though, so I'll do my best to summarise the relevant stuff as best I can.
Finally, after posting my album u/LoliHunterXD posted a translation of the trailer, covering both spoken and text dialogue. They claim their Japanese isn't very good, but it's certainly better than mine and so I'll defer to their translations if they ever disagree with mine. Thank you, Hunter!
With the prerequisites out of the way, let's begin!
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SCENE 1:
The trailer starts with a pretty intimidating line from Kasumi to pair with her intimidating walk:

Today, I'm saying goodbye to the me that is in-debt to anyone

Almost like she wants to make a clean sweep of anyone she's ever befriended (i.e. she sees friendships as debts). Thankfully, her last line casts this in a much more positive light, so we'll pick this up when we get there. The scene in question is in the Casino Palace (check the stickers on the walls and door behind the Shadow, who is also the guard-type from the Casino), where she walks past Joker to retrieve the rapier embedded in an enemy with a very stylish twirling kick. The bulk of the trailer starts once she grabs it, with the shot lingering on her hand as if to show her determination.
SCENE 2:
After the title card showing her name and VA, we get a much more pleasant scene of her and Joker at the batting cages (and we know it's just those two because we can see in Picture 3 in the album linked above that Morgana isn't in his bag - it looks quite hollow without it!) ...however, we can't say this is the batting cages anymore since this looks far more professional than the ones in Yongen-Jaya (the baseball fan outside it in the base game even comments on this if you talk to him). Are there two sets of cages now, with this being the more "advanced" one? We also know that P5R is getting a revamped trophy list: will the original "Get a home run" trophy now be replaced with a "Get a home run in [new location]'s batting cages" instead?
And where is this? As I said, the cages look far more professional than the old set and we already know we're getting a new location - Kichijoji - that's said to be a massive hub with many things to do, so I think it's safe to assume that's where this is taking place.
And what are the two of you doing here? There are multiple camera angles and the activity in question seems too involved to just be an ordinary hangout, so I believe this is a Confidant event: you've brought Kasumi here so she can try something she's always wanted to but never got the chance to try (like taking Makoto to the arcade and Haru to Leblanc) and the reason you're here and not Yongen-Jaya is because Kasumi lives in Kichijoji as implied in her dialogue in the aquarium hangout spot (tl;dr: because she "remembers" going there in the past) so likely asked you to take her to a spot she's always passed by but never had the time or courage to go on her own. (As for where Kasumi would live, I assume she's in one of the apartments of the complex you see in the background at the start of the P5R reveal trailer when Joker's on his phone.) I'll touch on this motivation later on so keep it in mind.
As for the scene in question, it's pretty clear that this is Kasumi's first try. She seems nervous at first if her referring to herself in the third person is any indicator (unless that's just how she does things ^{in which case, d'aww}) and despite her enthusiasm...doesn't even see the ball fly past her. Twice. Meanwhile Joker just sits there not emoting at all. Poor thing xD
From a technical standpoint, it's remarkable how well Kasumi's model is animated: her face changes from determined to shocked perfectly in sync with the scene and her sprites and she even looks back and forth quickly after missing the first ball and is just stunned silent after the next! ...however, the balls she misses disappear as soon as they hit the net, though there are already two balls on the ground when she starts, so the scene either ends here or she gets the third one - possibly after you give her some advice (of course, if you give her bad advice, she'll do it on her own and you won't get any affinity points. Meanie.)
SCENE 3:
This scene does two things. First, it reveals that Kasumi is utterly adorable. Second, it confirms that Kasumi will be in Hawaii (something I didn't realise until I took a closer look, myself).
How do we know this is Hawaii? The shop is called Aloha and most of the shoppers are Shujin students (which makes sense since they're tourists and would probably flood any nearby shops) and there's a palm tree on the right. Admittedly this could all just be a themed shop - complete with fake tree - in Kichijoji (which is what I initially thought myself), but the left side of the shop shows that they're also selling hawaiian shirts, sandals, sunglasses and hats, all of which would be very useful on the beach. The biggest giveaway however is the trio of caucasians on the left side - a man leaning on the sunglasses rack and the couple looking at flip flops. You don't see so many of those in one place anywhere else in P5!
So why is Kasumi here? If this were Kichijoji, I'd assume she was out for a jog and popped in for a drink, but Hawaii's quite the trek. Since she's an accomplished gymnast, it's possible that she's here for some sort of competition/ exhibition, hence the tracksuit (she could either be on her way to/ from a performance or exercising/ jogging). As for Joker's lack of reaction, it's possible he already knew she was here. Either they met on the day they arrived (or the second arrived, if they came to Hawaii at different times) or he knew before they even left. After all, Kasumi is clearly friends with him at this point so would absolutely let him know that she was going on a trip (or vice versa) and for them to realise they'd be there at the same time.
...but seriously, not reacting at all? I guess going to the Metaverse would make real world surprises less impactful. He can at least play along with her though: one of the options is "I'm surprised/ You surprised me", though since it isn't said with any punctuation I have to assume it's a very dry/ sarcastic response. (Also, Futaba will probably be very upset if she already knows Kasumi at this point since they're the same age, but it'd give her another reason to go back to school, so yay!)
Edit*7: Of course this serves the narrative too, since this way Futaba focuses entirely on parsing Sae's data and Morgana has nothing to do, which leads to his feelings of inadequacy by the time the team comes back from their trip. And to those of you who hoped Kasumi would be worked into the Hawaii trip, now she has! And since Joker and the others wouldn't care about any sports events happening near them, it makes sense that it wouldn't be brought up in the base game too! Also, if we're spending more time in Hawaii - or at least stopping by a store and maybe seeing Kasumi's performance/ competition - we have more opportunities to bump into Haru too!
SCENE 4:
Back in Japan, this scene is set in the cafe and also marks the first time we see Kasumi in truly "casual" clothing (since the other "casual" outfit she was in was a yellow button up shirt), which makes for a nice change. The polka dots make for a more childish appearance too, could this represent her feeling more free after spending time with Joker?
In any case, the scene starts with Kasumi thanking Joker for the meal. Considering she has three large plates, a small plate, a bowl and what appears to be a platter on her side of the table while he only has a cup...I feel sorry for his wallet! Joker even sweats about her eating so much and has the option to say the food was terrible, but doesn't (probably wise since Kasumi clearly liked it :P)
What's strange is that there's a cut in the conversation (the camera clearly cuts back to is default position) as Kasumi says her mind and body are fully recharged...only for her stomach to growl again. Cue the awkward silence, and just look at the wide open eyes on her face in Picture 13! :3
But that begs the question, is this just a running gag, or does she eat a lot because of all the activity she does? Could she also be comfort eating (though hopefully not with the vomiting sometimes associated with it)? While this could be a story event given the cut (which could have been to avoid revealing important character and/ or plot points), that you have the option to say something she'd disagree with (about the quality of the food) makes me wonder if this is a Confidant event instead.
SCENE 5:
This scene is very interesting for a number of reasons, as we'll get into. This part of the trailer starts with Kasumi's Awakening, but I want to discuss the enemy she's Awakening against first: as noted in this thread by u/zatifiend, the Shadow is Byakhee. What's interesting here (as explained incredibly well here by u/Questionable71) is that this is one of the henchmen for the main villain of Persona 2, Nyarlathotep, and an enemy-only Persona to boot. What's notable about this is that Nyarlathotep is the overarching villain of the entire Persona franchise (though he admittedly hasn't appeared since P2). I'm sceptical of the chances of him returning (though he'd be a logical next step after Yaldabaoth if the new Semester of the game intends to ramp up the stakes), but P5 already brought back Bless/ Curse non-instakill Skills and the Gun/ Psy/ Nuke elements from P1 and 2. Either Byakhee being here is a continuation of that "let's bring back old elements" mentality (for example, that he's fully yellow may just mean he's the Principal's Shadow or lackey, since he too wears all yellow and some people wanted him to have a Palace), or the returning elements were a sign that "we have plans for the old stuff".
Moving on, where is this taking place? It looks like the back vault at first glance, but there's way too many new elements for that theory to hold. The lighting during her Awakening looks like it comes from spotlights while the floor is marble, with floor lights outside of the darker regions. Do the lights indicate this is a performance hall of some kind, meaning this is indeed Kasumi's Palace and she's rebelling against the expectations put on her (which the lights could be symbolic of if they're not simply there for dramatic effect to signify this as her Awakening scene) as a gymnast? I initially thought her Ruler would be her parent(s) as with Hifumi, but if it's indeed the Principal taking him out would also bring closure to everyone he hurt by only caring about his reputation, e.g. letting Kamoshida and the mafia have their way because he didn't want to get his hands dirty (keeping the kids quiet is probably the only reason he hired Takuto, now that I think about it).
In any case, we already knew Kasumi was a Thief by the Casino at least (since we had a screenshot of her there) and even got a clip of her there in this trailer, so we know for a fact that this Palace has been inserted into the main events of the game. The biggest stretch of time in the base game for such an addition would be In Summer. Perhaps her Ruler kept compelling her to compete or perform even during the break and this pushed her over the edge? And if it is the Principal and the Palace is the school again, it'd be interesting to see the same place warped in two different ways!
Back to Kasumi herself. As shown in Pictures 16 and 17, while she's initially angry when getting the mask, she smiles when pulling it off and is perfectly poised when doing so to boot. Even Haru only posed after summoning Miledy! Why is this so easy for her? We already know from the teaser that she's strong willed, is she so strong willed that she can smile through the pain, or is she smiling because she knows she's in the right/ now has the power to make things right?
You may remember the theory in the master post that Kasumi already tried changing hearts in the past and failed, which is why she keeps her head down (and maybe why she moved away since - again - she says she remembers the aquarium in Kichijoji from a seemingly long time ago). If that theory is true, maybe she smiles since she's just RE-Awakening a power she locked away in the past and so there is no pain? She could also be getting a new Persona to replace the old and she doesn't feel the pain because she's already "Awakened" before and is either immune to the pain now or expects it. And hey, if her first Persona represents her true beliefs (that happily happen to match the Thieves') it could even return as her Ultimate Persona (unlike with Goro, who got Robin Hood separately while already having Loki)!
Anyway, she Awakens to her Persona, who turns out to be Cendrillon, the French name for Cinderella. There's quite a bit to discuss here, so I'll give her her own section later and dive into combat now. Kasumi's and Cendrillon's models are incredibly well detailed here though - the Pros of only having to develop for the PS4 - and we may even reach the point where the in-game cutscenes look better than the anime ones!
In the gameplay footage she uses the Physical skill Heat Wave, a skill in the base game that inflicts Heavy damage to all foes at a cost of 20% of the user's HP. She has 379 HP after using it which puts her max HP (in this clip at least) at 474 when rounded to the nearest whole number. That's a lot of HP, so were we right in assuming she's indeed a Physical damage dealer?
Back to the combat. Byakhee is immune to Bless, Curse and Psy attacks and resistant to everything else in P2.*² If that's true here, then Kasumi's Critical Hit was the only way they could have knocked it down for an AoA. Again, ATLUS could have fixed her crit rate for this shot (and she has the Death Glare to justify the trickery) but all three shots of her in action have resulted in her getting a Critical Hit. Could she simply have Apt Pupil (and Fortified Moxy, though it wouldn't help in this boss battle) instead? Maybe even an upgraded version alongside it?
*² Kasumi deals 306 damage with her Critical Hit and this is enough to deplete half of Byakhee's health. While this may again be part of some technical wizardry or plain overlevelling on Joker and Morgana's part to make the footage more interesting (and Kasumi more powerful) it could also mean Byakhee isn't as powerful as he was before. Of course, this seems to be a boss version, and those have tweaked resistances anyway (though I don't remember anyone ever losing immunities/ resistances).
Anyway, we see that her pose when using Skills is just as fanciful as her others and his grace extends to her AoA, which is preceded by an extended animation a la the Twins', which features her ribbon dancing before the Finishing Touch screen - a nice way to confirm that she does indeed ribbon dance as her cosplayer did at the Persona Concert! As an aside, her pose in the prelude to the AoA is very similar to Joker's in that they both hold their right hands to their heads with fingers splayed (and having matching hai eye colours). Their outfits are similar, as are their Personas (as I'll get to later) so them mirroring each other even in the little things makes sense too!
The quote in her Finishing Touch is "Beauty is Devotion". What does this mean, since she doesn't seem shallow enough to think beauty is everything? Is she referring to the grace of her movements? In my character analysis I pointed out evidence to suggest she enjoyed gymnastics despite the pressure people put on her as a result; does this quote also mean she takes pride in her form and the work she puts into maintaining it? It would explain why she poses so extravagantly in battle (and when ripping her own face off)!
Also, she holds the end of her ribbon in her mouth as you would a rose while actual roses and rose petals adorn the screen. Does this mean anything or is it just an aesthetic - and coincidental - choice? Maybe her code name is indeed Rose? Let's not forget she has a silver one at her hip too!
SCENE 5: HOW/ WHERE DID IT HAPPEN?
Before we touch on the closing line of the trailer and Cendrillon, let's think about how this situation comes to be. While the stats could be inflated and other characters could have been removed from the cutscene to prevent spoiling anything, I'm going to take them at face value for this and assume that Joker and Kasumi stumble into a Palace at some point (incidentally, the fact that Joker can't simply leave and fetch the Thieves means this is a fixed sequence as with everyone's Awakenings save Yusuke). Also, the high stats for everyone means this must happen in the late game?
However, ATLUS has confirmed they're making it easier to level up, so I don't think we can make assumptions and use character stats as more than a vague metric for the current point in the game, so this could just as easily be in the mid-game (and indeed In Summer as suggested earlier). It's possible that Kasumi calls Joker out to talk through her problems with him and happens to mention the keywords for whoever's causing her problems like Ryuji did, and they wander into the new Palace (and get trapped inside, so they can't simply turn around) by accident. Cue the "here we go again" meme from Joker.
Long story short, Joker and Morgana transform as soon as they enter and are outed as Thieves and Byakhee corners them when they try to escape. Obviously Kasumi has recognised signs of the person she hated while they traversed the Palace and Byakhee's taunting/ mocking pushes her over the edge and she decides to finally stand up for herself and any other victims, which Awakens her Persona. (By the way, Morgana seems shocked that she's Awakening. Is this just for dramatic tension, or did he and possibly Joker genuinely want to keep her safe, so seeing her "become a fighter" is upsetting to them?)
Going back to the Palace itself, Pictures 20 and 21 show a better view of the area where the Awakening and boss fight happen. There's a grand staircase as with a ballroom, but the floor is wooden with couches and a poster promoting good health on the right as you'd expect in any room you'd go to for exercising/ fitness classes - both things that would be relevant to Kasumi*³! Is it a mere coincidence that she Awakens in such a fitting area, or is this entire Palace all about her and thus its Ruler someone who has it out for - or tries to control - her specifically, like a parent? Considering most of the early game Palaces are about saving a specific victim with the Ruler's defeat simply helping others as a result (e.g. Kamoshida to avenge Shiho, Madarame to save Yusuke, etc.), having a Palace just to save Kasumi from being oppressed makes perfect sense and would fit in perfectly with the rest!
*³And combined with the ballroom staircase, maybe this room could symbolise some sort of (performance) hall for gymnastics events?
And finally, maybe the shot of Kasumi checking her phone at sunset in the April trailer is related to this? After all, Joker seems happy to see her and Morgana doesn't try to hide himself, which suggests they're both friends with her at this point. What if Kasumi is trying to see if their Change of Heart worked at that moment? They seem to be outside the school at the time, which would fit nicely with this theory if I was right the first time about the new Palace also being Shujin Academy :)
SCENE 6 (DIALOGUE):
As the Finishing Touch ends, Kasumi ends her narration from the start of the trailer ("First of all, let me introduce myself") with:

I've received a lot of help. Someday, I'd like to return the favor with the help of my sword. I can promise you that, so please don't forget!

This sounds like something she'd say to Joker, possibly right after Awakening given the reference to her sword. What if Joker's helped her many times (we saw them talking on at least two occasions outside the train station in May's trailers) even before helping her survive her Palace, which is why she makes such an earnest vow? And what if this help includes her Confidant events, if they're all about taking her to try new things in new locations? You'd have to know about those locations beforehand via books or other characters, but what if instead of receiving a Mementos Request you end up in a mini-Palace instead?
For example, Kasumi's talking about whoever wronged her and Joker asks for their name so he can tell the others, but doesn't realise his MetaNav has turned on and it sends them to a Palace right away? The marble floor in Kasumi's Awakening scene matches the white aesthetic of the new Mementos rooms, so maybe this will be our chance to see what a fledgling Palace looks like (assuming Joker, Morgana and Kasumi are able to complete it themselves)? Of course for this theory to work, Kasumi would have either already sent them a Calling Card equivalent or asked that the three of them deal with the target on their own (as with Futaba and her uncle) so that the others don't get involved. In other words, her Confidant's Rank 8 event would be much more elaborate than any other, but in return you'd get a full-fledged teammate instead of just a new ability! Maybe the screenshot of the full team in Mementos' entrance is when she's introduced to them?
CONNECTION TO THE OPENING SCENE:
That last line a sweet sentiment, but it may tie back into the very first scene of the trailer where she says she's "saying goodbye to the me that is in-debt to anyone". We all know the Palace ends with Joker using himself as bait to unravel the conspiracy, but what if Kasumi disagrees with this and - when the group scatters to avoid escape - she goes after him? There's a screenshot of the two alone in the Casino Palace fighting a Jatayu to corroborate this theory. What if the scene at the start of the trailer is Joker running into a Shadow and Kasumi (who has yet to catch up to him) throws her rapier ahead of her*¹ to kill it before it attacks him, telling Joker she's here to become a better person and pay off her debts as she retrieves it? This starts a small segment of the Palace where it's just the two of them and maybe Kasumi ends up captured alongside him as a consequence of her nobility? Or maybe even captured instead of him (though this would mean changing the prologue)? If my theory that she's an optional party member is correct, this would be similar to Marie in P4G: you have until a certain date to finish her Confidant and unlock an extended ending, otherwise you experience the original ending. Of course I could be entirely wrong about that part and Joker does simply help Kasumi out a lot in the base game, since they clearly have many scenes together - they have at least one scene together with Akechi that I haven't even mentiond yet, for example!
*¹ On closer observation, Kasumi's shadow still has the sword at her hip as she walks, but the camera angle changes just as it pans up to her hip so we can't tell if this is the case on her actual body too or just an animation bug. I still think the entire opening clip is part of the same scene though, only trimmed down to fit the length of her line. If she indeed has her sword with her at the start, it just means the quick cut to her kicking it back into her hand skipped the scene where she actually stabbed it to prove she was committed to seeing Joker home safely. And the Shadow was too stunned by her entrance to move, which happens a lot in Persona 5. And understandably so!
Edit*8: For another opinion on this scene, look no further than this comment with a quote from u/Yeulia and their thoughts on what it could mean. Perhaps instead of being caught by the police in Joker's place, Kasumi could use the similarities in their Thief forms to act as bait if something goes wrong (and she's convinced to go along with the original plan)? And maybe this is the moment - especially the thought of Joker, someone she's no doubt very attached to and maybe even has a crush on at this point (or an actual relationship if you can get to her Rank 9 by this point and choose the romance option and no, that isn't a "well, duh" option for everyone, even if most of this trailer is adorable moment after adorable moment) letting himself be arrested and subjected to who knows what for the greater good - that convinces her to side with the Thieves for good? Maybe this is also the point where she decides to hijack the Metaverse for their sake, or whatever it is that incites the strange events in the final three months of the game? After all, those changes may even start while Joker's still in the interrogation room; it's fitting that she'd act then, since that's when Joker's at his most vulnerable! It'd be very interesting if the "you need to max her Confidant before the Casino Heist" theory is correct because it means we'll see major divergences from the main story right away (maybe acting that particular moment is also what influences Akechi to work with them again?) And as mentioned in Edit 6 below, this may be part of the reason we don't know her Arcana yet. What if it signifies that she does indeed have such game changing power?
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CENDRILLON
As stated before, Cendrillon is the French version of Cinderella. Already there are similarities between her and Arsene as a result, just like their other selves! Both are French and dressed in high class attire - Arsene in a suit and cravat, Cendrillon in a dress and gem in her chest - and both are humanoids with very slender builds and realistic proportions. Lore-wise, the Cinderella story is actually incredibly old, with the earliest version of it - Rhodopis - originating sometime between 7 BC and 24 AD. This version tells of how a Greek courtesan's sandal was picked up by an eagle and dropped in the lap of the Pharoah in Memphis, who "stirred both by the beautiful shape of the sandal and by the strangeness of the occurrence, sent men in all directions into the country in quest of the woman who wore the sandal". She was found, brought to him and became his wife.
A very simple and bizarre story.
With a story that old, there are understandably many, many, many variations of it, too many too list! So I'll stick to Cendrillon herself from Cendrillon ou la petite pantoufle de verre, by Perrault. It was written in 1697 and introduced most of the elements we associate with the story today such as the Fairy Godmother and pumpkin carriage. The strange thing is that one of the morals of this version of the story was quite cynical:

without doubt it is a great advantage to have intelligence, courage, good breeding, and common sense. These, and similar talents come only from heaven, and it is good to have them. However, even these may fail to bring you success, without the blessing of a godfather or a godmother

Thankfully, Kasumi of course already has an answer to this in the form of her Persona (who happens to be Cinderella herself, funnily enough), who gives her the power to stand up for herself and fulfil her own version of justice.
As for the rest of the story, it's easy to draw parallels if we assume the theory about her being forced to compete for her family/ school is true. Society (the step-family) oppresses and forces her into a role she doesn't want, but in her darkest moment her Persona (Fairy Godmother) appears and gives her the chance to explore a whole new world and be herself/ do what she wants and thinks is right (the Metaverse/ royal ball). Going to this new world also gives her the chance to bond with someone who likes her for herself and through him can experience the things she never could on her own (Joker and her Confidant events like playing baseball/ the Prince and freedom). There's even a part in the initial reveal trailer where she dances in the middle of a crowd with all eyes on her, just as Cinderella had all eyes on her at the ball!
As for her Ultimate Persona? Well, it'd have to be a female mythological figure who escaped an oppressive life, while also being known for being a trickster. Any ideas?
Edit*3: The Morrígan/ Mór-Ríoghain is an Irish Goddess of war and fate - even called "the Phantom Queen!" - and may be a candidate for the first criteria since she's also known for her trickery (such as tricking the hero Cúchulainn into healing her injuries by disguising herself as an old woman). In fact, Morrigan is already a demon in the core SMT series, so we know ATLUS already knows about her (or were, at any rate). Another is the similarly named yet unrelated Morgan le Fay from Arthurian Legend. Morgan's character has been in a lot of flux throughout the ages, going from being a fairy to Arthur's sister to being good then evil and back again. However, she is both a trickster and - depending on the interpretation - was wronged by her family, though this also made her a traitor to Arthur. But this is also the version of the story where she returns to being on his side again and carrying him off to Avalon upon his near-death, which may mirror Kasumi betraying the group (with good intentions) and coming back to them - after all, they kept Akechi around! He may even be the one to point out that they'll take her back no matter what she's done - though hopefully won't mirror Arthur's death by killing off Joker.
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OTHER
The new song is a mystery for the most part, but the first and last lyrics are "You actually thought you could get away? Ah [...] don't think so!" and "I can change the world." Assuming this is Kasumi's theme song, it hints that she's very confident in her own abilities. This could just be the cockiness every Thief feels when they work, but could it also be an indicator that Kasumi is confident in her "real world" life too? Maybe even outside her skill in (and qualms with) gymnastics? And is this an innocent detail, or a sign that she already knows what being in the Metaverse is like (especially with "You actually thought you could get away?") or even that she has ulterior motives? Both lines are threats, after all! Even if she's saying she can "save the world" instead, it doesn't necessarily mean her definition of "saving something" is a healthy one! Remember how the original trailer started with her "taking everyone's dreams"? I admit it'd hard to see someone this goofy and sweet as a villain though. Konichi...wa!
Edit*6:

• Here's something I keep forgetting to mention (and have been meaning to say since the trailer dropped, so you can imagine how this makes me feel): we got Kasumi's Persona but not her Arcana. Why is that? I suspected they'd only show us one and that the Persona was most likely, but that was because I thought her Arcana may be a spoiler (indeed, an Arcana does say more about what someone can do than their Persona alone). So will she be an Aeon, a Jester or a completely different Arcana, like how Takuto uses a card from the Spanish Tarot?
• Many people have noted that the shot of Kasumi Awakening here is different to the shot of her in the Metaverse in the April trailer. I stand by what I said before then that the latter is her losing her powe it deactivating due to shock. Specifically that it's either in the past and she witnessed the event that scared her into never standing up for herself against her family, teachers or even strangers ^{with Akechi possibly being responsible} OR when she's defeated and/ or shocked that her friends still believe in her after whatever she does in the new arc of the game!

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Thank you all so much for reading! Please let me know what I missed or need to fix and I'll do my best to update this as soon as I can in my own time as well!
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Edits:
June 6th
Edit 1, 12:35 UTC: Added the OTHER section, added a correction to "CONNECTION TO THE OPENING SCENE" and added a mention of Kasumi's head twitch (d'aww) in "SCENE 2".
Edit 2, 12:46 UTC: Fixed the second lyric from "'Cos" to "Ah [...] don't think so!" and added a note about Byakhee in "SCENE 5".
Edit 3, 13:58 UTC: Extended the end of the correction in Edit 1, Added two candidates for Kasumi's Ultimate Persona and added an alternate interpretation for the place Kasumi Awakens to her Persona (...and making the assumption that Byakhee is a boss only Persona and won't appear as a regular enemy, huh) in "SCENE 5: HOW/ WHERE DID IT HAPPEN?"
Edit 4: In this comment. 14:03 UTC. (And Edit 5 in the same comment. 14:19 UTC.)
Edit 6: Added two notes to the "OTHERS" section above and some blasphemy to SCENE 5 ("and we may even reach the point where the in-game cutscenes look better than the anime ones")! 15:38 UTC.
Edit 7: Added a paragraph to "SCENE 4". 15:52 UTC.
Edit 8: Added theories based on u/Yeulia's (as quoted in the comments). 16:101 UTC.
Edit 9: Added an Akechi mention to a theory in "OTHER"'s Edit 6! 16:17 UTC.
June 8th
Edit 11: Added some screencaps of her lightning fast 360* flip at the start of the trailer to the end of the album and on top of being an amazing flash of awesomeness from someone who already oozes it as much as she does adorableness, here's why I think it matters! Also, MysticDistance shared a rough transcription of the lyrics in the trailer. While I got everything the ending completely wrong, I still think the song is a huge case of Kasumi (and maybe the Thieves as a whole) boasting about how she completely dominates the opposition, so I think the rest of my commentary on the lyrics still holds water! 00:01 UTC.
June 9th
Edit 12: Added a short list of interesting details I and others have noticed, along with some speculation. Maybe they'll be relevant! 11:32 UTC.

bonjour,
J'aurai bien aimé de l'aide a relever les figures de styles etc dans ce poème de Jacques Prevert : Citroën.

Citroën

À la porte des maisons closes C’est une petite lueur qui luit… Mais sur Paris endormi, une grande lumière s’étale : Une grande lumière grimpe sur la tour, Une lumière toute crue. C’est la lanterne du bordel capitaliste, Avec le nom du tôlier qui brille dans la nuit.

Citroën ! Citroën !

Lanterne du bordel capitaliste, 1933

C’est le nom d’un petit homme, Un petit homme avec des chiffres dans la tête, Un petit homme avec un sale regard derrière son lorgnon, Un petit homme qui ne connaît qu’une seule chanson, Toujours la même.

Bénéfices nets… Millions… Millions…

Une chanson avec des chiffres qui tournent en rond, 500 voitures, 600 voitures par jour. Trottinettes, caravanes, expéditions, auto-chenilles, camions…

Bénéfices nets… Millions… Millions…Citron… Citron

Et le voilà qui se promène à Deauville, Le voilà à Cannes qui sort du Casino

Le voilà à Nice qui fait le beau Sur la promenade des Anglais avec un petit veston clair, Beau temps aujourd’hui ! le voilà qui se promène qui prend l’air.

Il prend l’air des ouvriers, il leur prend l’air, le temps, la vie Et quand il y en a un qui crache ses poumons dans l’atelier, Ses poumons abîmés par le sable et les acides, il lui refuse Une bouteille de lait. Qu’est-ce que ça peut bien lui foutre, Une bouteille de lait ? Il n’est pas laitier… Il est Citroën.

Il a son nom sur la tour, il a des colonels sous ses ordres. Des colonels gratte-papier, garde-chiourme, espions. Des journalistes mangent dans sa main. Le préfet de police rampe sous son paillasson.

Citron ?… Citron ?… Millions… Millions…

Et si le chiffre d’affaires vient à baisser, pour que malgré tout Les bénéfices ne diminuent pas, il suffit d’augmenter la cadence et de Baisser les salaires des ouvriers

Baisser les salaires

Mais ceux qu’on a trop longtemps tondus en caniches, Ceux-là gardent encore une mâchoire de loup Pour mordre, pour se défendre, pour attaquer, Pour faire la grève… La grève…

Vive la grève !

Et si les candidats à la présidentielle étaient des clubs de foot, des objets du quotidien ou des acteurs ?
Issues d’une conversation entre potes, les analogies présidentielles sont un projet collaboratif ayant pour ambition la comparaison de ces 11 braves candidats à l’élection présidentielle qui vont du un peu limité au carrément flippant. Pour le lol, quoi.
Ceci n'est que la première partie, le post complet étant trop long. Plus de conneries à venir !

• I- Présidentielle et Ligue 1

Le Pen c'est le PSG, ça gagne quand ça sert à rien (régionales, municipales, coupe de la ligue et ligue 1) mais dans les grandes occasions (Barça, présidentielles…) ça fait pschiit et tant mieux. Ça tente une politique de dédiabolisation en cachant les fachos (en fermant les tribunes de Boulogne ou en virant son père) et ses origines bourgeoises (un stade dans le XVIe, un manoir à Saint Cloud) mais personne n’est dupe.
Macron c'est Monaco, le club riche qui aime les banques, bref qui a tout pour être haï sauf que tout le monde l'aime parce que c'est le seul à pouvoir battre le PSG. En plus il a bien monté sa stratégie à coup de transferts bien sentis (Bernardo Silva, François Bayrou, Fabinho) et de lâchage opportun (Ranieri/Hollande) Fillon c'est l'OM, un gros club historique qui devrait se battre pour le titre mais un très mauvais management et un peu de corruption l'ont coulé. Il est en reconquête avec une nouvelle recrue prometteuse (Payet/Baroin) mais les autres ont pris trop d’avance. Ce côté bling bling dans le look (costards à 8000 euros, grosses chaînes en or des joueurs) est très mal senti par une base militante qui est à 1000km de ces valeurs.
Mélenchon c'est Nice, ça joue bien, ça parle bien, et jusqu’à il y a peu, on le prenait pas trop au sérieux. C'est un bol d'air frais dans la campagne et on serait content qu'il soit sur le podium. On lui souhaite de confirmer dans la prochaine campagne européenne.
Hamon c'est l'OL, la stratégie est couillue, ça innove en proposant le salaire universel ou en construisant son propre stade, et pourtant qu’il paraît loin le temps où l’institution régnait sur la ligue 1 ou la vie politique française. Maintenant les joueurs ciblés préfèrent des clubs plus attractifs (Mélenchon, Macron…), et la non-qualification en Champions league ou au 2e tour risque de coûter cher. Dupont-Aignan c’est l’ASSE, trop ambitieux pour se résoudre au ventre mou, pas assez bon pour jouer les premiers rôles, il est en situation intermédiaire. Représentant le gaullisme ou le meilleur du foot français, il a eu ses années de gloire dans les 60’s/70’s. A coup de sortie contre l’euro, de sponsors « le coq sportif » et de recrutement français, il défend ardemment le patriotisme économique.
Jean Lassalle c’est Lorient, il va finir dans les derniers suite à une rupture difficile (Gourcuff/Bayrou). Malgré ça tout le monde l’aime bien quand même, il est sympathique et il représente le terroir. En plus au MODEM et dans le Morbihan ça joue en orange.
Philippe Poutou c’est le stade de Reims, ça représente le passé, on le ressort en Ligue 1 ou aux présidentielles à échéances régulières mais tous les grands prophètes de la cause (Lénine, Kopa) sont morts depuis longtemps.
Asselineau c’est Bastia, c’est supporté par deux pelés, trois tondus mais putain tu veux pas les provoquer parce que ça tacle sévère et avec beaucoup de mauvaises foi et de relents complotistes. En plus ça soutient la sortie de l’ensemble dans lequel il est établi (UE, Ligue 1).
Arthaud c’est l’ASNL : ça se bat avec ses moyens, c'est arc-bouté en défense (des travailleurs ou "qui s'y frotte s'y pique"), ça manque de panache et de brio mais on en a besoin pour faire une Ligue 1/campagne old school. Malgré ça, sans Youssouf Hadji ou Laguillet c'est plus pareil. En plus on dirait pas comme ça mais ça peut être agressif comme Rousselot à une réunion de la FFF.
Cheminade c’est le RCL. Un gros projet pour nous enfumer (la conquête de l’espace, Hafiz Mammadov) mais ça décolle pas. Pourtant on sait pas pourquoi, on le trouve fascinant.
Le jeu à la nantaise c’est le philosophe roi de Platon : tout le monde fantasme dessus, mais personne l’a vu en vrai depuis l’Antiquité. Puis bon faut pas se mentir, on sait qu’avec la Ve République ou Emiliano Sala en pointe, c’est complétement inapplicable ce truc.

• II- Présidentielle et acteurs/actrices

Macron c’est Tom Cruise, c’est bankable, tu le vois partout, c’est propre sur lui et souriant. Mais quand tu vas voir un film avec lui, tu sais qu’il va toujours jouer de la même façon. Et avec la scientologie tu sais jamais trop ce qui se passe derrière lui et à qui il obéit vraiment.
Hamon et Mélenchon c’est Alexandra Lamy et Jean Dujardin. Tous les deux sont de bons acteurs, bien que le 2ème soit quand même plus charismatique et populaire. Quoi qu'il en soit nul doute qu'ils sont meilleurs à deux, et la (re)formation d'un duo aurait emballé de nombreux Français. Mais peuvent-ils s'entendre professionnellement quand un divorce les a séparés dans leur vie privée ?
Cheminade c’est Michel Blanc, comme Jean-Claude Duce, y a que lui qui croit que “sur un malentendu ça peut passer”. On irait pas jusqu'à dire “qu'on le trouve très beau” mais bon il a l'air sympa et devrait prétendre à autre chose qu’à des rôles comiques
Lassalle c’est Patrick Bosso, tu le mets dans ta comédie française seulement parce que t’es à court de blagues et que tu te dis que tu vas faire rigoler les gens juste grâce à son accent. C’est con parce que si ça se trouve il dit des trucs super intelligents.
Fillon c’est Depardieu : quand il s’agit de faire son travail, le mec est super à l’aise, limite un dieu, par contre en dehors de ça… Il a visiblement un problème avec l’argent, et les russes l’aiment bien sans que tu saches trop pourquoi. T’as beau lui reconnaître un certain talent, des fois tu te dis qu’il ferait bien d’arrêter les frais.
Asselineau c'est Jacques Villeret : tu l’inviterais bien pour un dîner de cons mais pas beaucoup plus.
Arthaud c'est Scarlett Johansson : si tu devais faire le Grand Soir, ce serait avec elle.
Poutou c’est Jean Reno : il a toujours un air de chien battu, il est pas bien fringué mais quand il s’agit de dézinguer ou de sortir les punchlines, on peut compter sur lui.
Marine Le Pen c’est Léa Seydoux : sans papa ou tonton, elles seraient jamais arrivés là. On voit sa tronche partout, même à l’étranger, et putain que c’est énervant. Clairement, leur plus grand talent c’est de faire croire qu’elles en ont.
Dupont-Aignan c’est Véronique Genest (Julie Lescaut) : clairement, il y a un petit charme franchouillard, qui marche bien, surtout chez les vieux. Pendant longtemps, il est resté dans l’ombre de l’UMP comme elle est restée dans l’ombre de Maigret et Columbo sur TF1. Puis ils ont voulu que les gens votent directement pour eux, et c’est parti en couille.

• III- Présidentielle et plats

Le Pen c’est une choucroute : bien blanche, un peu grasse, avec du porc dedans histoire que tout le monde ne puisse pas en manger et qui démolit le bide à chaque fois. Et comme une choucroute, ça passe mieux en buvant.
Macron c’est un plat light à réchauffer au micro onde : c’est tiède, allégé en calories et en idées, et globalement personne n’est convaincu mais tout le monde se résout à l’utiliser une fois dans sa vie.
Mélenchon c’est un chili con carne. C’est rouge et piquant. Avec ses relents sud-américains, tu kiffes bien quand t’en manges de temps en temps, mais à grosse dose il fait chier violemment.
Hamon c’est du boulgour ou du quinoa : tu sais pas trop ce que c’est, à part que c’est supposé être bon pour toi, et t’en as déjà vaguement entendu parler mais tu sais plus où. Difficile de savoir ce qu’il y a dedans, ça a pas l’air mauvais mais ça te rappelle un peu trop les plats de cantine (ou le quinquennat Hollande) alors tu risques de passer ton tour.
Fillon c’est un fish’n’chips : sans saveur, vieux, ennuyeux et complètement surestimé par quelques électeurs de droite et hipsters paumés. T’en as déjà mangé une fois, c’est sur, mais tu n’en gardes pas vraiment de souvenirs.
Jean Lassalle c’est une garbure : c’est bien rustique, ça a une drôle de tronche sympathique, donc c’est du Sud-Ouest. C’est un mélange de tout et n’importe quoi pas désagréable, mais t’en manges jamais parce que tu sais pas où en trouver une bonne, comme tu te dis qu’il te fait marrer mais tu voteras pas pour lui parce que tu n’arrives pas à trouver une bonne proposition.
Dupont-Aignan c’est une soupe à l’oignon : c’est bien de chez nous, ça se veut réconfortant et c’est le genre de plat qu’on regarde bizarrement à l’étranger. Tu l’apprécies parfois mais tu te rends compte que ça a toujours le même goût. Pas désagréable à sortir de temps en temps, mais répétitif au point de faire pleurer, ça sera jamais un plat favori.
Jacques Cheminade c’est du gloubi-boulga : ça fait longtemps que c’est dans le coin, t’en as peut-être même entendu parler quand t’étais petit et que tes parents votaient en 95. Tu connais pas la recette mais tu sais qu’on met n’importe quoi dedans. ça a beau être super vieux, tout le monde continue à en rigoler.
François Asselineau c’est un jambon beurre : plus français tu meurs, mais ça intéresse personne. ça essaie des fois de se rendre intéressant, mais ça ne plait qu’aux simples d’esprit. ça veut te faire croire que c’est révolutionnaire mais c’est des vieilles recettes.
Philippe Poutou c’est un burrito avec extra piment : ça a parfois tendance à se faire un peu écraser, de l’extérieur ça a l’air inoffensif et doux, mais ça peut brûler sévère. Y a plein de trucs dedans que tu peux avaler quand c’est jeté ensemble comme quand il parle au débat, mais pris séparément ça perd tout son intérêt.
Nathalie Arthaud c’est du pâté de tête : rouge, sanglant, et fait avec des morceaux de porc ou de patron, voilà un plat bien nourrissant pour les travailleurs exploités par le capital. C’est un truc bien français qui n’est pas bien méchant mais qui est regardé comme une curiosité exotique depuis l’étranger, parce qu’en 2017 on a plus besoin de manger de la tête de cochon, la guerre est finie depuis longtemps.

• IV - Présidentielle et catégorie porno (on a pas réussi à la terminer, mais vos suggestions sont bienvenues !)

Macron : milf, évidemment.
Fillon c’est un bukkake : Tout le monde se lâche sur lui, il prend tellement cher que tu te dis que ça va forcément s’arrêter à un moment, mais pourtant il est prêt à aller jusqu’au bout en souriant.
Cheminade :
Hamon : porno féministe. Troo en avance sur son temps pour fonctionner . Manque clairement de virilité.
Arthaud c'est de l’allemand des années 80. Un carton à l'époque, essaie de subsister aujourd'hui mais les codes sont complètement obsolètes.
Lassalle : Jacquie et Michel/amateur. C’est pas toujours très joli, mais au moins c’est de chez nous !
Mélenchon : bdsm. Avec un brin de bon sens tu sais que c'est l'exact opposé du plaisir mais il y en a qui y croient. Honnêtement comme tous les fantasmes, vaut mieux pas que ça devienne de l’ordre du reel.
Le Pen c'est du trans : parce ce que burk
Asselineau : les trucs moins de 16 ans qui passent à la télé tard le soir. Ça veut faire croire que c'est crédible alors que niveau scenario c'est au même niveau que le reste de l’industrie, voire pire. Reste globalement un truc assez obscur d’initiés un peu marginaux, du genre de ceux qui collectionnent les musiques de film X.
NDA : du porno asiatique. Ça s'agite beaucoup, ça veut faire comme les grands, mais globalement quand il s'agit de monter en intensité ça pue l'impuissance.
Poutou
Pujadas c'est la femme d’Ardisson : tout le monde lui est passé dessus dans le milieu .

• V - Présidentielle et véhicules

Cheminade est une fusée spatiale, évidemment.
Poutou c’est une Lada, moche, grise mais increvable et qui est toujours là quand on en a besoin, même si elle a pas envie.
Jean Lassalle c’est un tracteur, c’est rustique, y’a que les paysans qui comprennent comment ça marche, ça avance lentement et ça met du temps à démarrer mais quand c’est lancé, vaut mieux pas être sur son chemin. Ça a sûrement servi à écraser quelques animaux.
Hamon c’est une bicyclette : tu sais qu’avec un peu de volonté il pourrait t’emmener loin mais tu te trouves toujours une excuse pour repousser l’expérience : un orage (financier) qui se profile, ta condition physique défaillante, le confort rudimentaire, et surtout l’envie de faire comme tes voisins et de sortir en 4x4. En bref tu te dis que c’est peut être condamné à rester un épiphénomène citadin pas tout à fait adapté au reste du pays, et c’est un peu dommage.
Mélenchon c’est un skate. Ça avait l’air super cool quand t’avais 14 ans et que tu passais tes après-midi à zoner devant ton bahut en écoutant Bérurier Noir, Mano Negra et les Négresses Vertes, vans aux pieds, mais heureusement pour toi, tu t’es aperçu qu’en fait c’était un peu pourri bien avant ta majorité. Aujourd’hui t’as honte d’en parler et t’aimerais bien croire que t’es passé à autre chose avec ta vie bien rangée, mais parfois tu te demandes si tu vas pas faire une connerie et le sortir du placard avec ton vieux poster du Che.
Fillon c’est une berline allemande, t’as cru en son discours basé sur la compétitivité coût et hors coût, la modération salariale et une rigueur à toute épreuve. Bref c’est sûr que c’est moins clinquant qu’une petite italienne, mais les patrons et la vieille bourgeoisie austère française ne jurent que par ça. En plus sous le capot il y a ce qu’il faut et puis faut bien dire qu’avec la puissance industrielle de la Rhur ou des Républicains t’as été habitué au solide. Puis un bon matin un scandale a éclaté et tu t’es aperçu que toutes ces histoires de Deutsh Qualitat non seulement c’était que du vent mais qu’en plus c’était même dangereux. Bref dorénavant que ce soit en politique ou en voiture, tu te méfieras du vendeur ou du militant qui te parlera du modèle allemand.
Le Pen c’est un avion, ça fait 150 ans que ton beauf un peu raciste te dit que c’est le futur, alors que les “experts-technocrates-islamogauchistes-journalopes-du-système” essaient au contraire de sensibiliser sur les désastreuses conséquences. Ce gros truc pas très subtil qui veut se faire passer pour un bijou de technologie, c’est juste un charter sans coeur pour ramener les migrants d’où ils viennent. A la limite tu reconnais que c’est sympa pour visiter tes potes en low-cost à travers l’Europe, mais t’aimes vraiment pas ceux de Hongrie, d’Autriche ou d’Italie proches du FN.
Macron c’est le covoiturage, on dirait une idée géniale comme ça mais en fait les gens ont pas attendu “les potentialités ouvertes par la révolution numérique et un monde hyper connecté de mes couilles” pour l’utiliser depuis des décennies. Du coup quand tu montes dans la voiture tu penses que tu vas rencontrer des jeunes sur-éduqués et éco-responsables alors qu’en fait tu te retrouves coincé entre Marie-Hélène dont le Touareg est en rade depuis janvier dernier et Moussa qui est pas fan mais qui veut tout faire pour éviter le charter. T’as aussi pu papoter avec Winston-Edouard, un hipster sympa et paumé qui a un peu honte d’avoir abandonné son Vélib mais qui a compris qu’il valait pas tripette sur les routes vallonnées de province, et le conducteur Roger, le franchouillard de base qui fait juste ça parce que c’est à la mode et qu’il a toujours été un peu radin.
Asselineau c’est un scooter à trois roues avec un toit : c’est laid que ça en peut plus et complètement inutile, c’est trop gros pour passer entre les voitures mais tout aussi dangereux qu’un scooter normal. Tu te demandes comment ce truc là a pu un jour sortir de l’usine et quel idiot a pu le concevoir. Et le pire, c’est que certains en achètent.
Arthaud c’est une Simca 1000 : il fût un temps, y en avait beaucoup, surtout chez les ouvriers. Aujourd’hui c’est presque une pièce de musée, mais on la ressort des fois pour se rappeler le bon vieux temps. Et on profite pour bien rigoler, comme dans la chanson des Chevaliers du fiel.
Dupont-Aignan c’est un 2CV : bien français, très à la mode dans les années 70 mais complètement dépassé aujourd’hui. On en croise encore de temps en temps, ça nous fait sourire mais d’un autre côté on s’étonne que voir qu’il y a encore de rares personnes fascinés.

• VI - Présidentielle et alcools

Cheminade c’est du Get 27, tes potes se foutent de ta gueule quand t’en ramènes, ça aime le vert (comme les martiens), et au final c’est gentillet, même quand tu le vomis ça sent la menthe. Poutou c’est du pastis, ça fait péquenaud du coin, ça a l’air de rien surtout que tu le dilues dans l’eau, mais le lendemain tu te rends compte qu’il t’a quand même méchamment attaqué et donné une sacrée gueule de bois.
Arthaud c’est une Kronenbourg, c’est rigolo à boire de temps en temps, ça fait populaire, mais ça devient vite répétitif et ça fait pas mal éructer.
Asselineau c’est une vodka Lidl, c’est pas bon, t’as vite fait le tour et tout ce que t’en retiens c’est que ça veut violemment sortir.
Macron c’est du punch, c’est à la mode, c’est bien présenté et bien propre, ça sent bon, mais au final tu sais pas vraiment ce qu’il y a dedans et comment c’est dosé. Et du coup vu que tu sens pas l’alcool, tu le bois sans problèmes et t’as de fortes chances de te réveiller le lendemain sans savoir pourquoi t’as soudainement mal au cul.
Le Pen c’est du rouge qui tâche, chaque fois que tu le bois tu te sens obligé de sortir le saucisson et t’es tout fier d’être français. Mais quand t’y réfléchis, ton pinard il est quand même un peu rance et sûrement bouchonné, et tu veux pas vraiment voir la gueule du tanin.
Lassalle c’est une bouteille de Stroh. Quand tu la bois, tu comprends pas trop ce qu’il t’arrive mais il te prend une soudaine envie de chier sur la nature. Fillon c’est du rosé pamplemousse. Quand tu ramènes ça en soirée, tu peux pas t’empêcher d’avoir honte, du coup tu te terres dans un coin en espérant que personne te fera la remarque. Ta seule ligne de défense si tu te fais repérer, c’est “oui mais quand je vous regarde boire, on voit bien que personne ne pense à l’état de son foie”.
Mélenchon c’est un jagerbomb. Quand tu les enchaînes, t’as une sacrée pêche et t’es prêt à aller jusqu’au bout de la night, mais t’es tellement excité que la moitié de tes potes arrêtent de t’adresser la parole et t’arrives pas à comprendre pourquoi.
Hamon c’est le résultat d’une partie de King, ou un tout-à-l’égout comme dans le sketch des Inconnus. Tu sens bien qu’il y a de l’idée, que tu tiens peut-être le cocktail du futur et que tout le monde y a mis du sien. Mais bizarrement quand vient le moment de le tester, il y a plus grand monde d’intéressé.
Dupont-Aignan c’est une bouteille de champagne au Nouvel An. Tu la ramènes plein de bonne volonté, tu te dis que tu l’as quand même payée bien cher et qu’elle te permettra de briller et de montrer comment t’es riche et t’as des bons goûts à tous tes potes. Sauf qu’au moment où tu la présentes, tout le monde a déjà trop bu, et à peine tu l’ouvres que tes potes s’emparent de la bouteille et la boivent cul-sec comme une bouteille de Kro. Pas grave, tu retenteras le coup l’an prochain.

• VII - Présidentielle et films

Macron : L’auberge espagnole, évidemment. Des PS, des UDI, des guérinistes, des chiraquiens, Renaud, Villani, Bayrou, et même un sénateur LR... n’importe quoi. Et au milieu de ça, t’as un jeune séducteur qui essaie de se taper une maman pendant la moitié du film. Le pire c’est que malgré le peu de profondeur du personnage, il y arrive.
Cheminade : Mars Attacks. Il a un charme vieillot qui fait qu’il nous est sympathique, même si c’est du grand n’importe quoi. On rigole bien avec ses aliens mais c’est parfois trop invraisemblable.
Arthaud : Germinal. Les travailleurs qui crèvent à 40 ans, les patrons salauds et et les bourgeois violeurs, noir et blanc, la politique c’est aussi simple que ça.
Dupont-Aignan : Le Père Noël est une ordure. C’était marrant au début, mais à force d’entendre toujours les mêmes trucs régulièrement, on commence en à avoir un peu marre
Le Pen : La Vague. Quand tu le regardes, tu dis “putain c’est fou comme on peut se laisser embrigader, mais bon c’est juste un film, ça arrivera jamais”. Mais après, t’y repenses et tu serres les fesses.
Jean Lassalle : Les collègues. Du grand n’importe quoi avec un accent incompréhensible pour 90% des français, mais quand on comprend on se marre bien.
Mélenchon c’est La ligne rouge : en le regardant tu sais que tu vas pas être déçu. Tout comme Méluche, ce film n’a pas son pareil pour alterner scènes contemplatives poétiques et moment de gore où lance-flamme et gros calibres sont de sortie. Enfin, cette campagne qui ressemble quand même à un dernier baroud d’honneur, fait écho au fait qu’après celui-là, Terence Malik n’a plus sorti que des bouses.
Hamon : Tomorrowland. Ça se veut optimiste sur le futur, la technologie et tout, mais tout le monde lui met des bâtons dans la roue et ça subit des trahisons dans son propre camp. L’intention est bonne, on a envie d’y croire parfois, mais le propos est maladroit. Le casting est bon mais pas assez bien géré et le poids de la maison mère est parfois trop présent, surtout quand elle persiste à faire du placement de produit.
Fillon c’est L’aile ou la cuisse : on te fait croire que c’est de la cuisine authentique du terroir alors qu’en fait c’est de l’industriel dégueulasse. L’aile ou la cuisse aussi, parce que comme Coluche dans le film, tu sens que malgré toute sa bonne volonté (et sa mauvaise foi) le mec a pas les épaules pour prendre la suite du patriarche, tu sais le petit excité qui gigote partout avec ses tics et qui nous faisait rire. Du coup le mélange tragicomique pourrait passer, mais ça reste une comédie française, ça a pas vocation à être nominé aux oscars ou au 2e tour.
Asselineau : JFK d'Oliver Stone, quand tu le regardes, ça a l'air crédible et c'est bien organisé, mais quand t'y réfléchis c'est juste un vieux fond de complotisme hérité des années 60. Poutou c’est Avengers 2 (Age of Ultron) : dans la continuité d’une tradition qui commence à dater, on a parfois senti que c’était un peu forcé mais on passe un bon moment. Quelques scènes d’action bien percutantes, mais un scénario peu crédible.

• VIII - Présidentielle et super-héros

Fillon c’est Batman : il veut se faire passer pour le justicier sans reproche qui va rétablir l’ordre (ou les finances ?) chez lui, mais il a une vision assez personnelle de la justice. Au début il te faisait bander avec son côté dark et incompris, mais ça va François on a compris que tes parents (ou ta Penelope ?) sont mal en point. Bref il gagnerait à se dérider un peu et à trouver un side kick un peu moins creux
Macron c’est Superman : parce que la Picardie c’est au moins aussi paumé que Krypton, qu’ils sont tous les deux super chiants et que pourtant à la fin ils ont de grandes chances de mettre tout le monde d’accord dans la Ligue des justiciers
Lassalle c’est pas le Flash : pourtant ça lui aurait bien servi pour faire son tour de France à pied Poutou c’est Hulk : inoffensif en interview quand il doit être calme et logique, il a tout éclaté quand il a piqué une grosse colère dans le débat. T’as kiffé, mais autant dire que sur le long terme tu fais pas confiance à un mec aussi instable
Arthaud c’est Captain America : elle revient d’un passé révolu où le communisme a pris des produits dopants, elle a des références carrément datées, mais on peut pas lui enlever qu’elle est toujours aussi énergique qu’à l’époque.
Le Pen c’est Thor : elle représente le bon aryen, et d’ailleurs la fois où on a décidé de mettre un noir dans son film ça a fait polémique. Elle ne répond pas à la justice de notre monde, et elle est du genre à poser les pieds sur la table. A l’entendre on a l’impression que c’est la seule à pouvoir empêcher l’invasion d’Asgard.
Hamon c’est Green Lantern : son pouvoir c’est de pouvoir créer plein de choses par la force de sa pensée, mais manque de bol il a coulé au box-office.
Asselineau c’est le Punisher : il a plus qu’un objectif dans la vie, c’est la vengeance contre l’Europe et il reculera devant rien pour y parvenir. Et il a fallu attendre cette année pour qu’on lui trouve enfin un acteur convenable.
Cheminade c’est Wolverine : t’as l’impression qu’il est là depuis 20 ans, il serait temps qu’il prenne sa retraite parce que le concept commence à fatiguer.
Mélenchon c’est Spider-Man : il aime le rouge et il est super bon pour balancer des punchlines même si des fois il te paraît un peu immature voire colérique. Au final tout le monde le trouve sympathique même si au fond on se dit rarement que c’est notre super-héros préféré. Ses résultats sont très imprévisibles selon les films/campagnes, mais dans l’ensemble il est plutôt bankable.
NDA c’est les 4 fantastiques : il ressort de temps en temps juste le temps de palper les chèques et de faire jouer sa marque, mais à chaque fois c’est la grosse déception. T’as plus beaucoup d’espoirs pour son avenir.

• IX - Présidentielle et enseignes de distribution

Macron c'est Monoprix : sous des aspects "cools", "branchitude", "lol" et "fun" c'est plus ou moins toujours la même merde que chez les autres, mais mieux packagée et marketée. Et en plus c’est cher !
NDA c'est Franprix : c'est un peu une curiosité aujourd'hui. Il était indémodable il y a quelques dizaines d'années, comme le gaullisme, mais aujourd'hui on en voit très peu et dedans ça sent pas très frais. Et malgré son manque d'originalité ça se permet d'être cher. Reste une valeur sûre dans les villes bourgeoises et hors de prix (genre Aix)
Le Pen c'est Casino : ça veut te faire croire que c'est resté la petite épicerie typique, magnifiée par la nostalgie et qui ne peut pas lutter à armes égales avec les majors de la grande distribution alors qu'en fait c'est une multinationale, particulièrement bien implantée en Alsace et qui se torche le cul avec les aspirations des consommateurs de base
Fillon c’est Auchan : ça se la joue l’entreprise familiale à la française, limite trop familiale, mais en réalité ça détourne des fonds ou ça paie ses impôts en Belgique.
Hamon c’est Amazon Go, ça s’est lancé un peu trop tôt et ça marche pas vraiment mais l’idée est là et y’a pas à dire, c’est le futur. En plus ça parle de la robotisation du travail.
Cheminade c’est presque Leclerc : l’un revendique les plus petits prix, l’autre le plus petit nombre d’électeurs.
Lassalle c’est le marché du Sud-Ouest : tu comprends pas tout quand on te parle, mais l’ambiance est plutôt sympa même si t’es pas sur à 100% de savoir ce que tu manges.
Arthaud c’est un kolkhoze : exploiter des travailleurs pour que d’autres travailleurs exploités gaspillent le fruit de leur exploitation pour engraisser les capitalistes ? et puis quoi encore ? Poutou c’est Lidl : c’est pas cher, c’est pas toujours de bonne qualité et c’est pour les pauvres, mais sur certains points ça fait plaisir, surtout quand t’es jeune
Asselineau c’est la supérette qui est supposé être ouverte 24/24 mais que tu vois jamais avec le rideau levé : ça balance des chiffres et ça se veut sérieux, mais y a que des mecs bizarres qui rentrent là-dedans et ça sent un peu la drogue
Mélenchon c’est un supermarché associatif : y a de bonnes idées, mais dans l’ensemble c’est quand même pas mal compliqué. Tu voudrais bien y aller mais finalement ça te parait irréaliste alors tu laisses tomber. En plus faut être nombreux pour que ça marche, mais y a que les gens qui ont le temps qui y vont (les vieux, les chômeurs, les bobos et les étudiants)

• X - Présidentielle et super-vilains (pas eu le temps de finir non plus)

Le Pen c’est l’épouvantail : elle a le pouvoir de faire peur à tout le monde. Par contre pas besoin de gaz pour être nauséabonde, il suffit qu'elle parle du vel’ d’hiv’
Cheminade
Mélenchon
NDA
Lassalle
Macron c'est Ozymandias : il va t’enculer, c'est sûr mais tu hésites à savoir si c'est pour ton propre bien
Asselineau
Arthaud c'est Mister Freeze : plus aucune crédibilité depuis les années 90 (coucou Arnold) et pourtant y avait du potentiel
Poutou
Hamon
Fillon

• XI - Présidentielle et objets

Asselineau c’est un plug anal : tout le monde en a pas, mais tu sais que ceux qui en ont forment une communauté assez soudée. En général, ceux qui l’achètent adorent se faire mal au cul sans raison.
Fillon c’est une télé, un truc de vieux aigris qui te disent que de leur temps, quand il y avait que l’ORTF et le Général c’était mieux et qui te disent d’ouvrir un livre quand tu traines sur internet alors qu’ils savent pas ce que ça veut dire SF et que la seule émission culturelle qu’ils regardent c’est le JT de Pernaut. Quoi qu’il en soit son quotidien serait quand même meilleur si Cash investigation arrêtait de lui chercher des noises pour une histoire de juste prix avec sa famille en or. Tout le monde veut prendre sa place, mais lui sait qu’on ne peut pas plaire à tout le monde et c’est son choix.
Arthaud c’est une faucille : il y a très longtemps, ça a pu être utile à quelques-uns, et encore on peut en douter. Aujourd’hui c’est devenu un symbole qu’on ressort de temps en temps, sans trop savoir pourquoi ni vraiment à quoi ça sert.
Cheminade c’est un minitel : tout à fait français, il a des raisons d’en vouloir aux Américains. A l’époque on se demandait si c’était vraiment ça l’avenir et y en a qui y ont cru, mais aujourd’hui il faut vraiment être marginal pour s’en servir. Ou alors être le genre de geek qui vénère le vintage et qui croit encore à la beauté du geste plus qu’à l’efficacité.
Poutou c’est un barbecue : idéal pour aller avec un apéro un peu arrosé après la fête de l’huma ou pour une merguez dans une grève CGT, le barbecue Poutou marche au poil, à condition de bien souffler sur le braises si le vent tourne.
Le Pen c’est tout ton mobilier de jardin réuni en un : elle commence par tailler les journalistes au sécateur pour faire bonne figure. Elle sait que c’est grâce à ça qu’elle va ratisser large quand il y aura besoin. Elle a beau t’enfumer comme ta tronçonneuse thermique quand tu la sors, tu sais que si elle applique son programme tu finiras complètement tondu.
NDA c’est une horloge à coucou : il parait que c’était très à la mode il y a des décennies, mais aujourd’hui même tes grand-parents n’en ont pas. On en croise périodiquement dans les marchés et les brocantes, ça nous fait marrer mais personne en achète jamais à part quelques passionnés. Ça prend beaucoup de place pour son utilité et ça répète toujours la même chose aux mêmes périodes.
Mélenchon c’est une kalashnikov : pas toujours très précis, mais solide et efficace pour dézinguer tous tes adversaires d’un coup. On se demande s’il n’a pas été fabriqué en Russie. On en entend régulièrement parler dans les médias, mais mais on est loin d’être sur de vouloir s’en servir.
Macron c’est un jeu d’échecs parce que pour bien y jouer soit il faut être un génie, soit il faut être du sérail et en maîtriser les codes en ayant appris le plus de tactiques par coeur et en sachant quand les appliquer. La question qui demeure c’est, une fois élu sera-t-il plutôt cavalier servant ou fou du roi au service de la finance.
Lassalle c’est un moulin à café : ah le vieux moulin à café de chez ta grand-mère de Bagnère de Bigores, tu l’adores. Si vénérable et malgré ça, il a toujours l’air de marcher, comme ces vieux objets faits en France du temps de nos grand-parents, avant l’obsolescence programmée et la désindustrialisation, savent si bien le faire. En le voyant tu te prends à rêver : pas besoin de toute cette foutue technologie pour bien vivre, à bas l’ultra modernité, vive le temps long ! Tu le dépoussières patiemment en imaginant à quoi il ressemblera, une fois qu’il aura recouvré son lustre d’antan, tu le bichonnes, tu lui passes tous ses défauts, cette fois c’est sûr tu as une certitude dans ta vie ! Et puis tu l’essaies pour de vrai, et c’est le drame, tu saisis la réalité : si ça fait 20 ans au moins qu’il a plus servi c’est parce qu’il est complètement dépassé et c’est pas toi qui y changera quoi que ce soit. Bravo l’ancien, on va te garder bien exposé encore deux semaines pour le style et pour service rendu et puis on te remontera au grenier…. Ou à la casse.
Hamon c’est un bouquin : si on avait un peu de motiv’ on pourrait bien s’en servir, mais chez la plupart des gens il est juste utilisé pour caler une porte ou une table et on l’oublie là.

Edit: The TT Wurm will be at 21h instead of 18h. The meeting is at 20:20 and it'll be organised by Opencommunity Edit2: changed the link for the discord again, seems it wasn't working really sorry :(
Hi everyone,
I don’t know if I can put this message but if it’s not the case I’ll remove it no problem.
The french version will follow below.
Next week from the 27th at 9am UTC+1 to the 28th at 9am on EU servers I’ve decided to do for my guild and everyone that want to join us a marathon of events during 24 hours non-stop. The planning is below with all the events there will be. Everyone is welcome to join but my guild is a french guild so the explanations will first be given in french. However if you don’t understand really well french I’ll explain the events in english too (with a beautiful french accent :P).
Here is a link to our discord to join us: https://discord.gg/5vG2AgU
Don’t hesitate to tell your friends to come for the events and feel free to come for the events you want, whenever you want and as many times you want :)
For some events I’m still looking for some help to organise them, especially the triple trouble one since no one is able to lead it with me. If someone know what to do and want to help me to lead it’s with pleasure. And maybe we could do a triple trouble with someone that lead it in english, someone in french and someone in german or in another language :D. I also need egg blockers for the event but we’ll see if we got enough people to do the event.
If there isn’t enough people for some events they will be change with other smaller events instead so don’t worry there will be events for the whole marathon.
If you have any questions or want to help me a bit don’t hesitate to send me a message in game at darkjs.1926
Salut tout le monde, La semaine prochaine du 27 à 9h00 UTC+1 au 28 à 9h00 sur les serveurs EU j’ai décidé de réaliser pour ma guilde et toutes les personnes qui souhaitent nous rejoindre un marathon d’événements durant 24h non-stop. Le programme est en-dessous avec tous les événements qu’il y aura. Tout le monde est bienvenu mais ma guilde est une guilde française et les explications seront données en français en premier. Cependant si vous ne comprenez pas très bien le français j’expliquerai les événements aussi en anglais (avec un magnifique accent français :P).
Voici un lien pour notre discord pour nous rejoindre: https://discord.gg/5vG2AgU
N’hésitez pas à en parler à vos amis pour venir pour les événements et à venir pour les événements que vous souhaitez, quand vous voulez et autant de fois que vous voulez.
Pour certains événements je suis toujours à la recherche d’un peu d’aide pour les organiser, en particulier la grande guivre de la jungle étant donné que personne ne peut commander l’événement avec moi. Si quelqu’un connait ce qu’il faut faire et voudrait m’aider c’est avec plaisir. Et peut-être que nous pouvons faire une grande guivre de la jungle avec un commandant en anglais, quelqu’un en français et quelqu’un en allemand ou dans une autre langue :D. J’ai aussi besoin de bloqueurs d’oeufs pour l’événement mais on verra s’il y a assez de personnes pour faire l’événement.
S’il n’y a pas assez de personnes pour certains événements ils seront changés pour des plus petits événements donc ne vous inquiétez pas il y aura des événements pour tout le marathon.
Si vous avez des questions ou que vous souhaitez m’aider un peu n’hésitez pas à m’envoyer un message en jeu à darkjs.1926
Here is the planning of the events for the marathon:
9h00 Start of the LMF marathon
9h00 Casino Blitz
9h30 Zombie Maze Survival
10h30 Dragon Stand (meeting at 10h25)
11h45 Queenslayer Lake Doric
12h00 Golem Mark II
12h30 Tequatl (meeting at 12h15)
13h00 Giant hide and seek
14h00 Serpent Ire Meta Event
14h45 Verdant Brink Night ( meeting at 14h40)
15h30 Silverwastes
16h30 Immelhoof Lake Doric
16h45 Bump War
18h00 Triple Trouble ( meeting at 17h40)
18h45 Palawadan (meeting at 18h40)
19h15 Leyline Anomaly
19h25 Siren’s landing
20h00 Shatterer (meeting at 19h55)
20h30 King of the hill
21h30 Chak gerent (meeting at 21h25)
22h00 Tarir (rdv à 21h50)
22h30 Legendary bounties POF
00h00 Karka Queen (rdv à 23h50)
00h15 Guild Missions
01h00 Agatha Lake Doric
1h30 Draconis Mons events
02h15 Bloodstone Fen
3h00 Maw of Torment + Junundu Rising
4h00 Quiz gw2 screens
5h00 Bitterfrost Frontier
5h40 Dry Top ( rdv à 5h35)
6h40 Ember Bay
07h10 Dungeons and fractals Initiation / fractals t4
08h00 Quaggan Ball
9h00 End of LMF marathon
To fill between the events and according to the timers → Puzzle Jump and World Boss
Pour remplir entre les events selon les timers → Puzzle Jumps et world boss
To give you a bit more informations about the special events that will be in our guild hall:
The Zombie Maze Survival is a game in which there is a maze in the guild hall arena with a lot of deathly traps. You have to be the last alive while all the death people come and join the side of the primary zombie. Thank you WoodenPotatoes for the fun event idea.
The Giant hide and seek is a game where you simply have to hide in our guild hall.
The Bump War is a game in the guild hall arena where you have to bump the other players outside of the arena with a big hole at the center. Thank you Kor Skarn for this great event idea.
The King of the hill is a game where you have to be the last of an arena in our guild hall that is getting smaller and smaller by throwing water bombs at others.
The Quiz with gw2 screens is a game where you have to find where the screen was taken in guild wars 2.
The Quaggan Ball is a game in the guild hall arena where two teams have to bump a quaggan in the goal. Thank you Erza from TxS for this nice idea.
Pour vous donner quelques informations sur les événements spéciaux qui seront dans notre hall de guilde:
Le “Zombie Maze Survival” est un jeu dans lequel il y a un labyrinthe dans l’arène du hall de guilde avec beaucoup de pièges mortels. Vous devez être le dernier en vie tandis que les personnes qui meurent rejoignent le côté du zombie primaire. Merci à WoodenPotatoes pour cette amusante idée d'événement.
Le “Giant hide and seek” est un jeu où l’on doit simplement se cacher dans le hall de guilde.
Le “Bump War” est un jeu dans l’arène du hall de guilde ou l’on doit repousser les autres joueurs en dehors de l’arène avec un grand trou au centre. Merci à Kor Skarn pour cette bonne idée d'événement.
Le “King of the hill” est un jeu où l’on doit être le dernier en vie sur une arène dans le hall de guilde qui devient de plus en plus petite en lançant des bombes à eau sur les autres.
Le “Quiz gw2 screens” est un événement de quiz avec des images de guild wars 2 ou l’on doit retrouver où elles ont été prises.
Le “Quaggan Ball” est un jeu dans l’arène du hall de guilde où 2 équipes doivent repousser un quaggan dans le goal. Merci à Erza des TxS pour cette idée sympathique.
I wish you all a merry christmas and a good week-end.

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Wishlist

Only swapping for the following items; MAY buy if the price is fantastic

• Laura Mercier Matte Radiance Highlighter 01 (prefer mini)
• MUG Wild West & Tuscan Sun
• ABH Intense Gaze
• Try me on other shadow pans, but will be picky because I have a lot
• Maison Martin Margiela Replica perfumes
• Sunday Riley Good Genes
• Ole Henrickson or Drunken Elephant Vitamin C serum
• White bristled blending brushes
• (Possibly) UD 24/7 Eyeliners in Psychedelic Sister and Deep End
• Always happy to swap for backups of my faves: FAB ultra repair cream, L’occitaine almond shower oil

Eyeshadow Palettes

Pictures: Closed | Open

• Smashbox On The Rocks from Holiday 2014 (New, no box) - $15
• Lorac Tease Me Truffles quad (Used 1x) - $8
• Urban Decay Skull Shadow Box (gently used) - $12
• Tarte original Tartlette (well-loved. Large dip in “free spirit,” about to hit pan, “fashionista” is broken and all but gone — but who needs another matte black, anyway? Front of case scuffed up) Close-up pic here - $20

Lip Stuff

Lip Liners

• Starlooks liner in “bare” (BN) - $3
• MAC “Nice N’ Spicy” (gently used) - $10
• Mac “Naked” (gently used) - $9
• Smashbox “Medium” (gently used) - $5

Mac Lipsticks and gloss: | Labels | Closeup of Instigator

• Ellie Goulding lipglass in “Explosion” (2x) - $10
• Flat Out Fabulous (well loved) - $8
• Cosmo (2x) - $13
• Instigator (Used 1x, some scuffs on the side of the lipstick, see pic) - $12
• Shanghai Spice (5x) - $12
• Petite Red from the Julia Petit collection - $16

Mid end, full sized, new lip items:

• Too Faced Lip Cremes in “shimmering marshmallow bunny” and “nude beach” - $10 each
• Smashbox Be Legendary lipstick in “Magenta Matte” - $9
• Tarte Lipsurgence power pigment in Flush - $8
• Smashbox lipgloss in Pout - $5
  
• $6 each: OCC lip tars in Authentic, Electric Grandma, and Radiate, Korres Lip Butter in Guava (all new)
  

Liquid Lipsticks

• Stila D/S liquid lipstick in “bella” (new) - $6
• Stila D/S liquid lipstick in “aria” (1x) - $5
• Colourpop ultra matte liquid lipstick in “mars” (swatched) - $4

Mid end, D/S, new lip items:

• Giorgio Armani Lip Maestro (red color) - $2
• $5 each: KVD Lovesick, Buxom Dolly, Buxom Hooligan, Bite VIB rouge, Bite Aubergine

Mid end, D/S, gently used lip items:

• Bite High Pigment pencils in “winterberry” and “pomegranate” - $4 each
• 3 Lipsticks from Sephora’s Pantone Universe Marsala collection - $6 for all
• Buxom Lip Tarnish in “scandal” (this is full sized, I think) - $5

Drugstore/Low end lip items: All gently used unless otherwise mentioned | First 7 | Wet n’ Wild | Last bunch

• Cailyn tinted lipbalm in “apple pink” (3x) - $1
• LA Girl lip paint in “seduce” (1x) - $1
• $2 each, all new: Rimmel lip laquer in Big Big Bang, J-Cat lip paint in Red Potion, NYX soft matte lip creme in London, Hikari Lipgloss in Merlot
• $3 for all or $.50 each, used Wet n’ Wild: Think Pink, Smoking Hot Pink, Just Peachy, Mauve Outta Here (2 of these, for some reason)
• $1 each, new Wet n’ Wild from LE 2014 collection: Urban Nights, Tangelinos
• $1 each: Pop Beauty “rose romance,” Milani “fifth avenue fuscia,” Milani “bit of berry,” Milani “blissful berry,” Tati “first kiss,” NYX “circe,” NYX “tea rose,” NYX “thalia,” Laqa & co purple chubby stick, Ulta gloss in “spice.”

Eyes

One lonely D/S Too Faced shadow insurance - New, $3
Full sized Mid end mascaras: All new

• Benefit Roller lash - $16
• Lorac Pro mascara (no box) - $10
• Smashbox full exposure mascara (no box) - $10

Mid end mini mascaras: All new, $4 each

• Josie Maran black oil mascara
• Benefit they’re real mascara
• Urban Decay perversion mascara x2 (1 sold)
• Lancome Hypnose drama mascara

Urban Decay 24/7 eyeliners:

• Binge (sharpened 2-3x) - $7
• Minx (BNIB, but liner is slightly sunken into the tube. Shouldn’t affect use, see pic) - $10
• Lure (BNIB) - $10

Too Faced 3-way lash lining tool (BNIB) - $10
Higher end mini eye pencils: All new

• ABH eyebrow pencil mini, dark brown (BN) - $2
• NARS black eyeliner mini (BN) - $4
• KVD tattoo liner mini in “trooper” (BN) - $5

Lower end eyeliners: All new

• Me.in (?) eyeliner in amethyst - $1
• Nicka K shimmer liquid eyeliner in blue and green colors ($3 each)
• Dimitri James eyeliner (blue color maybe called “cobalt?” Can check if you want to know) - $1
• OFRA eyebrow pencil (I believe it’s just a “universal" brown color but can check) - $2
• Cailyn line fix gel eyeliner (slate gray color) - $3

Higher end eyeshadow singles with compacts: first three | last three

• Nars Dual Intensity in “himalia” (BN) - $10
• Bare Minerals loose shadow in “cultured pearl” (BN and sealed, but rattled around in my purse for a while so front and back label are rubbed off) - $4
• Lancome “purple pumps” (BN) - $8
• Urban Decay “strip” (swatched, old packaging/Discontinued) - $8
• Urban Decay “oz” (swatched, LE from the Glinda collection) - $8
• Mac large shadow duo in “odd couple” (med. usage) - $8

Colourpop shadows in Hanky Panky, Bandit, Dare (see usage) - $4 each (bottom left sold)
Shadow pans: Most are either swatched or used 1-2x unless otherwise mentioned. Many of the mac pans are depots from various quads so they dont have the original label, but all are authentic.

• Mac 1 | backs - gesso, beauty sleep, look at the eyes, vex, stars and rockets ($5 each)
• Mac 2 | backs - goldmine, tempting, smut, suspicion ($5 each)
• Mac 3, well loved or damaged - aqua (pro), aquadisiac, miss piggy pink ($3 each) | Apparently I forgot to take a picture of the backs of these, so LMK if you want one
• ABH shadows | labels - bling, fresh peach ($8 each)
• MUG - beaches and cream, casino (slightly higher usage), bada bing, mirage, desert sands ($4 each for casino and mirage, $5 each for the rest) | note: these were all depotted from either the vegas lights or Manny palette, so they don’t have a label on the back, but rather, their names printed directly on the pans.
• Mac Brazenly and MUG Unexpected, Sensuous | Backs - Brazenly (LE) used a couple times, $6; Sensuous has small dip ($4), and Unexpected used 2-3x ($5)
• Randoms | backs - Inglot 450, Inglot 605, Saucebox “spectral” ($5 each)

Drugstore small palettes $2 each, see usage

• Milani runway eyes “01 designer browns”
• ELF “party purple”
• Wet n Wild mega eyes “accentuates brown and hazel eyes”

Drugstore shadow compacts: - $1 each

• NYX “cryptonite” (new)
• Revlon “plum galaxy” (new)
• Hard Candy “high maintenance” (used 1x)
• Wet n’ Wild (some blue color)

Lower end loose shadows: first 3 | last 2 - $1 each

• Bella terra mineral shimmer in “emotion” (BN, smoky purple)
• Ulta mineral loose shadow in “snow” (used 1x?)
• NYX glitter on the go in “royal purple" (used 2x)
• Maybelline color tattoo pigment in “potent purple" (new)
• Cailyn eye polish “orchid” (swatched)

Maybelline color tattoos: $3 each for new ones, $2 each for used ones

• New and sealed colors | labels: barely branded, pure nude x2, tough as taupe
• Used: barely branded, creamy beige, chocolate suede, bad to the bronze

Loreal infallible eyeshadows: $2 each, see usage

• colors: midnight blue, endless sea, purple priority, perpetual purple, continuous cocoa, bottomless java

Lower end cream shadows and shadow sticks

• Be a bombshell eye base in “submissive” (swatched) - $1
• Chella highlighter crayon in “ivory lace” (used but never sharpened) - $2
• Jelly pong pong 2 in 1 eyelineeyeshadow stick (bronzey color, BN) - $1
• Trestique shadow stick in “bisque” (BN) - $1

Face Products

BB creams

• Urban Decay naked skin beauty balm in medium. I have one used 2x ($12) and one new and sealed ($15)
• Becca SPF 30 Mineral tint in shade light (BN and sealed) - $12

Bare Minerals

• Foundation starter kit - it’s hard to estimate, but I’d say there’s at least 60% left in each of these items. Great for someone who wants to try the line out. Includes original mineral foundation in “light,” original mineral veil, and “warmth” bronzer - $12 for all
• Well-rested eye highlighter pen (full sized, used 3-4x) - $5

Drugstore foudation/concealer

• Maybelline Fitme matte and poreless shade 120 (used a couple times) - $2
• Rimmel stay matte shade 100 ivory (used a couple times) - $2
• Yaby concealer in "buff" (BN) - $1

Blushes

• NARS orgasm from the orgasm/laguna duo, so it’s basically a mini size (used many times but still no dip) - $7
• Benefit coralista (BN, comes with the hoola brush which is also BN) - $15
• Becca “sweetpea” (used 2x) - $25

Blush and highlighter pans

• Inglot blush #51 (gently used) - $5
• MUG “summer fling” (used 1-2x) - $6
• Depot/repressed Becca Moonstone - $6 (some may have seen my first destash post, where I basically took all my F/S becca highlighters that I’ll never use up in 100 years, smashed them up, and repressed them. I have one moonstone left. Feel free to ask questions, but I press using 90% isopropyl alcohol into 26mm magnetic pans (same size as MAC, MUG, ABH eyeshadows). I used my full sized becca highlighters for months before doing this, and since then I’ve used my repressed versions for months, and I haven’t noticed any difference in pigment/texture/etc nor had any issues)

Bunches of D/S Face items: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 - New unless otherwise noted

• Too Faced chocolate soleil bronzer - $5
• Too Faced Primed and Poreless face primer - $3
• Kroylan cream highlighter in “cashmere” (used a few times) - $2
• MUFE HD setting powder - $2
• The Balm blush/bronzer in “take a dip” - $2
• Tarte slenderizer contour stick - $2
• Juice Beauty CC cream in “desert glow” - $1
• MAKE face gloss (highlighter?) - $1
• Too Cool For School pearl bay invasion highlighter - $2
• Benefit Hoola bronzer - $3
• Benefit Hoola zero tanlines (liquid bronzer? self tanner?) and sponge - $2
• Benefit dew the hoola liquid bronzer - $2
• Tarte tarteguard SPF 30 - $3
• Bare Minerals Bareskin liquid bronzer - $2
• Becca backlight priming filter - $7
• Burberry fresh glow primer - $7
• Urban Decay makeup setting spray - $4
• Benefit the pore license to blot stick - $2
• Benefit porefessional primer - $4

Nail Polish

Picture: All new

• Sally Hansen fuzzy coat in “fuzz-sea” - $1
• Nails inc matte top coat - $4
• Julep Lexie, Courtney, and Anisa - $2 each
• Sally Hansen Carnival (top coat?) - $1
• Formula X Astronomical - $3

D/S Skincare

All new unless otherwise specified
Masks

• Hey Honey take it off mask - $2
• Real Chemistry luminous 3 minute peel - $3
• Malin + Goetz clarifying clay mask - $3

Scrubs and Washes

• CeraVe hydrating cleanser - $2
• Boscia makeup breakup cleansing oil - $4
• Mac teeny tiny eye makeup remover - $1
• Sephora waterproof eye makeup remover - $2
• Josie Maran argan cleansing oil - $3
• Epice purifying exfoliant - $3
• Dr. Brandt microdermabrasion scrub - $4

Hydrating stuff

• Dr. Jart night beauty balm - $3
• Bobbi Brown vitamin enriched face base - $4
• Fresh black tea “age delay instant infusion” - $4
• Julep Luxe repair skin serum (may be full size?) - $4
• Philosophy ultimate miracle worker night cream - $3
• Korres wild rose sleeping facial - $3

Sprays

• Tarte rainforest of the sea hydrating mist - $2
• First Aid Beauty vitamin hydrating mist - $5

D/S Hair

All new unless otherwise specified
Sprays

• Eva NYC volumizing spray - $2
• Serge Normant “dream big” instant volumizing spray - $3
• Proganix volume & body builder - $4 (heavy)
• Octavia La playa sea salt texturizing spray - $2
• Beauty protector leave detangling leave-in conditioner - $3
• Sexy hair 450 blow out (volumizing? hairspray?) spray - $2
• Oil of Morocco argan oil hairspray - $2
• R+Co Death Valley dry shampoo - $4
• Amika perk up dry shampoo - $3

Non Sprays

• Bumble and bumble pret a powder dry shampoo/style extendevolumizer - $3
• Not Your mothers deja vu ‘du style extender - $2
• Bumble and bumble “don’t blow it” styler - $3

Random Things that defy my categorization abilities

Random things that you put on your body

• Victor and Rolf flower bomb perfume mini (new) - $6
• L’occitaine hand d/s hand creme (new, I don’t see the scent listed) - $2
• Whish body butter - $1
• J.Cat eyelashes + lash glue pack - $1

Random things you put your makeup into

• Mac quad (normal wear & tear + glue residue on bottoms of the pans that look ugly but will be under your pans anyway) - $2
• Mac 15 pan empty palette (old style? normal wear and tear, no outstanding damage) - $7 ***pic of mac open | pic of mac closed
• Ricky’s NYC edition large Z Palette | Back (shadows not included, but are for sale, above) - used for a while, so normal weatear, plus top right corner is scuffed from my devil parrots thinking it was a chew toy. - $17
• Gutted Becca highlighter compacts - the carcasses leftover from my Becca highlighter depotting/repressing (see above). I can clean them up if you want, but otherwise they’ve still got powder residue to remind them of the greatness they once housed. If it matters, I have moonstone, opal, pearl, and champagne pop. Free with any order or just pay shipping.

Brushes

• Coastal Scents Smoky eye kit | Pouch closed - Contains 5 brushes in a travel pouch (new) - $12
• 13 random face and eye brushes - Most gently used, one new. Brands including bare minerals, sonia kashuk, coastal scents, and morphe. Will wash prior to shipping. $15

Period: 29.81 days

	Submissions	Comments
Total	982	11438
Rate (per day)	32.94	380.43
Unique Redditors	356	781
Combined Score	14404	24225

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

1. 622 points, 20 submissions: CommonSlime
   
   1. Remove Ag from Chests. (93 points, 33 comments)
   2. This maniac just locked down an entire team with Zenit Behemoth. It was actually really impressive. (85 points, 27 comments)
   3. This ugly MF got me a Godlike (66 points, 13 comments)
   4. How to be a camper (54 points, 28 comments)
   5. Suggestion: Remove Ag from chests. (46 points, 23 comments)
   6. MA N N I (41 points, 16 comments)
   7. Players who DIDN'T purchase the Operation Pass; why not? Serious replies only please, no judging. (36 points, 53 comments)
   8. Remove. Ag. From. Chests. (33 points, 16 comments)
   9. WR in a nutshell (31 points, 6 comments)
   10. Should I get this? It would replace a Griffin (30 points, 35 comments)
2. 443 points, 42 submissions: Michaelmostlyreads
   
   1. Why Titans should be a separate game or at least game mode! (From Adrian's live stream) (70 points, 29 comments)
   2. Props to this Hurts Donut fellow! Very effective sniper set up and spot. Terrorized our team whole game. Well done! (55 points, 37 comments)
   3. New views! (29 points, 9 comments)
   4. Stalkerbot! Stalkerbot! Stalkerbot! (28 points, 5 comments)
   5. The secret allience.......okay, here's the plan.. We're both on the same side here so I'll shoot out the green stuff & you shoot out the orange stuff - no one will know the wiser in time! (22 points, 2 comments)
   6. Leech shooting me through the wall with it's ability. Very cool graphics though. (20 points, 21 comments)
   7. Thank you Pixonic. I know we have our rough patches but you hooked it up today! (15 points, 12 comments)
   8. That center beacon is for us! (13 points, 12 comments)
   9. To enhace or not to enhace? That is the question. Shield breaker :/ (12 points, 18 comments)
   10. Bubble tape gum paint job idea.... (11 points, 9 comments)
3. 404 points, 8 submissions: cgratelli
   
   1. Always in Master III (132 points, 22 comments)
   2. Every single Match... (105 points, 10 comments)
   3. Surprise!!! (75 points, 7 comments)
   4. Or defeated (32 points, 4 comments)
   5. And that’s the way to kill that thing!!! >.< (23 points, 4 comments)
   6. Air support incoming! (14 points, 11 comments)
   7. Clan class B and above (14 points, 2 comments)
   8. Is it the best you have? Send me more!!! >.< I will defend this beacon :) (9 points, 31 comments)
4. 286 points, 11 submissions: 40k_Novice_Novelist
   
   1. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! (92 points, 28 comments)
   2. Storm Recolored. (67 points, 15 comments)
   3. I am Thor, son of Odin ⚡⚡⚡⚡ (53 points, 16 comments)
   4. Is my Behemoth competitive with this amount of health? (19 points, 23 comments)
   5. What is Raijin doing here? He's not part of the gang! 😂😂😂 (14 points, 10 comments)
   6. I am Sauron. Now bow before me and become my food. 🍔🍔🍔 (11 points, 8 comments)
   7. Asserting Dominance. (10 points, 13 comments)
   8. I wish Pixie allowed players to trade items. I want to trade this thing for 5,000 Spectre components. (9 points, 16 comments)
   9. Do you usually play War Robots while listening to music, especially the inspiring and breath-taking one? And what songs would you recommend? (4 points, 13 comments)
   10. The 4th Exodus is coming soon from the Workshop! 💀💀💀 (4 points, 8 comments)
5. 276 points, 11 submissions: AnOverrated_Mon
   
   1. Pixonic choosing the match making pricing of stuff and chest rewards (85 points, 3 comments)
   2. I just won that lion thingie and it glows when it accelerates! (63 points, 6 comments)
   3. Finally got revenge on those hydras :D (38 points, 4 comments)
   4. I hate hydra users just why? This guy targeted me the whole game. Hydras need to do less damage or something as suppression weapons (25 points, 68 comments)
   5. I was only 1 digit each away from greatness (15 points, 6 comments)
   6. Not today persuer hacks (14 points, 17 comments)
   7. Worst hacker ever He had infinite shield so we just went in and made him rage quit (11 points, 5 comments)
   8. Make the 50 coins only 10k honorpoints it takes 3 hours to get to 25k and I just got 1.5k PC, the avenger thing doesn't make up for 3 hours for something that I would use in a few minutes (8 points, 2 comments)
   9. F for that vortex spectre that jumped too far (6 points, 4 comments)
   10. We have become the very thing we swore to destroy (6 points, 21 comments)
6. 270 points, 18 submissions: redsteal1
   
   1. When your team mates are trying to kill that T Falcon (82 points, 25 comments)
   2. Anyone not know this ???? (34 points, 5 comments)
   3. When you are supposed to be the filling but end up being the Best of the Rest .... come on guys get your ACT together :) (31 points, 5 comments)
   4. Avalible soon, new active module : Shrink Ray , cut those pesky Titans down to size or make you team mates Mender so small the evil Reds can't see him or hit till it's too late .... (21 points, 2 comments)
   5. New Hanger , from today's Test server , first look if you haven't seen it already ... it's quite cool IMHO (19 points, 8 comments)
   6. Official WR Coming Up Next: Yan-di Showdown | War Robots EVENT PREVIEW.... TEASER (17 points, 7 comments)
   7. Why is there such a big difference between the Honor points required for Masters League Battle reward crates and Champions League Battle reward crates?? ..... Well the following is the answer straight from out very own Tofsla .... yes I stole it :) (edited) (10 points, 54 comments)
   8. If you haven't tried the Test Server or haven't run it in a while ...THIS IS THE DAY to RUN it !!!!!! (8 points, 6 comments)
   9. WR Official , Design for the new community robot , link in the text :) choose from three outstanding designs ! (8 points, 20 comments)
   10. Do you have a Ares Problem , are the trains giving you a headache , Then worry no more, call the Phantom , bringing death and destruction to a train near you. The Phantom , scaring the brown stuff out of Ares since 5.3.* (6 points, 11 comments)
7. 269 points, 21 submissions: MrAdazahi
   
   1. “Always keep your weapons 2 levels higher than your robots...” (86 points, 8 comments)
   2. Little guy skirmish out! (57 points, 16 comments)
   3. Pilot Ability Ratings 2.0 (27 points, 19 comments)
   4. This is the closest I’ve come to losing in arena... (14 points, 8 comments)
   5. UP TO DATE SKIRMISH LIST POSTED! IM #64! (13 points, 25 comments)
   6. Rip ares lol (12 points, 29 comments)
   7. Accelerators coming out? (8 points, 1 comment)
   8. Upgrade rush with ads is amazing (7 points, 6 comments)
   9. Leech resistance is bypassed by DOT. Is this a nerf to all resistance? (6 points, 15 comments)
   10. Suggestion: Player marketplace (6 points, 7 comments)
8. 259 points, 12 submissions: Pirate_Leader
   
   1. Finally ! Avenger ! NOW I GOT ALL THE SEXY (68 points, 43 comments)
   2. Petition to add pilot such as these (46 points, 25 comments)
   3. The game is telling me something, i can feel it (45 points, 7 comments)
   4. Whenever a Leo hater see me (30 points, 16 comments)
   5. When I use Thunder Pinata Leo as an experiment but somehow I got top 1 in 3 game in a row (27 points, 3 comments)
   6. Ive just saw and ARES use retribution against a Cossack ECU (11 points, 6 comments)
   7. I got this cool dude from the event chest (10 points, 12 comments)
   8. An idea on nerfing Ao Jun and the dragon without adjusting their stat or ability cooldown nor uptime (8 points, 24 comments)
   9. ( Energy )Shotgun and ( Energy ) Machine gun are going to be anti-titan when they are released. You hear it from me first (7 points, 12 comments)
   10. Sharpshooter skill (4 points, 9 comments)
9. 245 points, 3 submissions: FoolyValued
   
   1. Mender bender (135 points, 10 comments)
   2. Whenever I agree any kind of tactics with my squad, even the simplest 3 step plan, go horribly wrong (86 points, 4 comments)
   3. Whats your excuse for not making legend league this month? ... just play 247 (24 points, 4 comments)
10. 220 points, 16 submissions: OldToothbrush1
    
    1. Heheheh (81 points, 5 comments)
    2. Last stand Ares is the worst (56 points, 12 comments)
    3. What a sexy boy! (30 points, 24 comments)
    4. Next operation? (13 points, 4 comments)
    5. A weapon which sucks enemies into it. (6 points, 13 comments)
    6. Man I wished I recorded this... (6 points, 16 comments)
    7. What are your dream hangars? (6 points, 13 comments)
    8. A support bot which increases damage. (5 points, 9 comments)
    9. I have a question about this week's test server. (4 points, 4 comments)
    10. Looking for a new clan. (3 points, 14 comments)
11. 218 points, 12 submissions: Penweaver1
    
    1. Hello... my name is Penn... and I am a Power Cell Addict... (72 points, 35 comments)
    2. I think the new season may be a bit longish... (31 points, 7 comments)
    3. You know you have been playing WR too much when... (28 points, 5 comments)
    4. Gotta brag again! (25 points, 14 comments)
    5. Had to share! (18 points, 9 comments)
    6. Scavenger Griffin (18 points, 4 comments)
    7. Lockdown module w/ Lockdown weapons (7 points, 8 comments)
    8. WR real world economic theory (6 points, 8 comments)
    9. You ever have that moment... (6 points, 16 comments)
    10. Need Advice (3 points, 13 comments)
12. 211 points, 6 submissions: SDFMacr0ss
    
    1. New pilot portrait looks like he’s posing for a swimsuit calendar edition (60 points, 22 comments)
    2. Pixo: we’ve removed all the ways you can get honour boosters. Pretty soon, there will be no more around. (47 points, 12 comments)
    3. PSA: Pixo doesn’t give refunds on accidental pilot purchases (36 points, 8 comments)
    4. New upcoming module in update 5.3: Resistance Breaker (31 points, 14 comments)
    5. Leech early review from a top clan's perspective (23 points, 21 comments)
    6. So I updated to iOS 13 and now my Legend League looks like this😂 (14 points, 5 comments)
13. 197 points, 5 submissions: spaces_are_evil
    
    1. Just in Time! (68 points, 20 comments)
    2. Won my first Robot Giveaway (Adrian's Sunday Stream) after 2 years of playing and entries. (63 points, 20 comments)
    3. Cries in Whale Songs Hand over the leech, and nobody gets hurt! (49 points, 24 comments)
    4. Nemesis Legendary Pilot: Soren de Vos (14 points, 27 comments)
    5. Galaxy Gamer Data for War Robots: 1/4/16/32 Weeks of Activity (Android Platform, Samsung Devices using Samsung Game Launcher App to launch War Robots) (3 points, 2 comments)
14. 191 points, 12 submissions: Meme_Lord1102
    
    1. Fear the punisher-t squad. (55 points, 14 comments)
    2. This good boy lived and kill an ares. (47 points, 12 comments)
    3. Holy crap, I am dead. (32 points, 11 comments)
    4. Looks like a new mech is coming this way. (12 points, 29 comments)
    5. I got in the best place for this. (11 points, 0 comments)
    6. New players, I feel sorry for you. (10 points, 15 comments)
    7. Interesting to see a Gl. Patton with 4 heavys. Only if you could give a Gl. Patton 4 thunders and a Fujin 1 Ember, 1 Zeus and that other heavy weapon. (7 points, 9 comments)
    8. This is the Lord of all damage, because of the bulwark with 2 Mk2 Avengers. (6 points, 5 comments)
    9. Why is avalanche at the beginning? (6 points, 5 comments)
    10. Well look here, a truly lucky player. (5 points, 11 comments)
15. 191 points, 4 submissions: Dexter_001
    
    1. Just reached "nice" (124 points, 40 comments)
    2. Generosity level 💯=-O\0/:-O (40 points, 12 comments)
    3. COOL or HOT❓❗ let's get this bot (22 points, 9 comments)
    4. Yabad habada hoo your SKIRMISH will Vanish now phooo (5 points, 1 comment)
16. 164 points, 9 submissions: JFSoul
    
    1. The Mom Probably Also Steals Kills... (85 points, 9 comments)
    2. Me after completing all the Yan Di tasks... (28 points, 3 comments)
    3. Dev Stream Takeaways / Notes (06 September 2019) (13 points, 24 comments)
    4. WR DevStream Quick Takeaways (Titans) (12 points, 12 comments)
    5. Phantom (8 points, 13 comments)
    6. Me using the Phantom to ambush (5 points, 4 comments)
    7. Power Cell Usage Tips (5 points, 5 comments)
    8. Test Server--Changes to Greek Robots Shields and Weapons (5 points, 10 comments)
    9. AutoModerator Threads--Any Suggestions for Topics? (3 points, 5 comments)
17. 155 points, 4 submissions: EpickChicken
    
    1. Thanks for the carry (97 points, 5 comments)
    2. This was the main thing I wanted from the crate (29 points, 14 comments)
    3. Leaked image of the new Leech robot (16 points, 5 comments)
    4. 80 years is a long season (13 points, 9 comments)
18. 153 points, 5 submissions: suhaibh12
    
    1. So I made a suggestion to pixonic. I asked them to add a yellow light icon in friends, clan, and battle history list so players know if a player is already in battle or not. I’m sure everyone hates sitting there waiting for someone to join especially if your boosters are burning. (76 points, 14 comments)
    2. Y’all like my 4th weapon? (38 points, 21 comments)
    3. The one thing I wanted this whole time....I finally got it (21 points, 23 comments)
    4. Looks like it is fixed now (11 points, 3 comments)
    5. One of the most insane seesaw battle I’ve ever had (Power plant)! Shoutout to the top three enemy players for putting up an outstanding fight. It was a close game and they kept teaming up on me on every bot of mine 2:1 or more. This was done with 0 boosters, no comms, and no active modules used (7 points, 3 comments)
19. 146 points, 7 submissions: Thebad1-YT
    
    1. I’ll take it. My first pantheon bot (67 points, 36 comments)
    2. Galahad’s unite!! (22 points, 4 comments)
    3. This set up absolutely melts (19 points, 12 comments)
    4. RIP my fallen brother (14 points, 8 comments)
    5. Heck yeah dude (12 points, 3 comments)
    6. Ao Jun is too op (10 points, 53 comments)
    7. OXP (2 points, 2 comments)
20. 145 points, 6 submissions: BigDarus
    
    1. Why is Silver a possible reward in a "Gold Chest"? Very disappointing. (69 points, 32 comments)
    2. Carnage needs GHOST pilot ability (24 points, 14 comments)
    3. Thumbs down to this sandbagger who time dropped with his his clan to wreck my team's chances. With a matchmaker like this does he even need to bother? 'S' ranked clan on Steam, classy work guys. (23 points, 8 comments)
    4. Before and after. Thanks for the skin Pixo. (18 points, 11 comments)
    5. Shout-out to OneSlip for playing hard against his own clanmates. Superb gameplay Commander. (9 points, 3 comments)
    6. Titans need to be immune to lock-down if they aren’t already (2 points, 4 comments)
21. 145 points, 4 submissions: RickyPT13
    
    1. Got my self a pet (111 points, 26 comments)
    2. Maybe add QR to this gamemode (34 points, 10 comments)
    3. Ban Worth? (0 points, 10 comments)
    4. Retarded teammates (0 points, 8 comments)
22. 143 points, 8 submissions: OceanCreator
    
    1. This is the second time I've seen this, a Ao Jun T-posing with infinite stealth, I think this happens when someone crashes (43 points, 13 comments)
    2. Well look at who I just ran into (34 points, 15 comments)
    3. Was anything said about this guy being added? I looked in Legendary Pilots and he was just there. (21 points, 12 comments)
    4. I really despise this beacon task, I wish they didn't bring it back (19 points, 17 comments)
    5. How do you guys manage to get so many of these modules with these prices??? (10 points, 22 comments)
    6. I'm having a crashing issue when I find a battle, I'm worried this is gonna make me go into low priority, it's happened about 3 times now. (7 points, 2 comments)
    7. Thanks game...-_- (6 points, 3 comments)
    8. Anyone know what's up with people using the Stalker? (3 points, 9 comments)
23. 139 points, 8 submissions: kage01
    
    1. Yan-Di showdown starts in 2 days 17 hours! (43 points, 29 comments)
    2. Yan-di event been fairly good so far. My first Corona ever! (30 points, 23 comments)
    3. Never say die! (17 points, 4 comments)
    4. Operation Raging Typhoon will bring a new skin for Ao Jun with +5% health (15 points, 13 comments)
    5. How to spend 10k gold for this hangar? I have another Ao Jun and a Tyr apart from these 5 bots. Also have an unleveled Glory, Dragoon, Redeemer, Viper, Avenger and Calamity. Should I buy 2x Last stand module for 10k gold? (12 points, 30 comments)
    6. Happy to get this paint job for my Blitz. Now waiting for some discount on operations pass. Hopefully Pixonic will drop the price near the end of the event. (9 points, 12 comments)
    7. Landed right but couldn't flight to the top (7 points, 3 comments)
    8. Flying death squads (6 points, 18 comments)
24. 135 points, 7 submissions: OmegonAlphariusXX
    
    1. Life on the Edge (51 points, 10 comments)
    2. I don’t think it gets much closer than that, it was a bit stressful (28 points, 3 comments)
    3. I really hope that the example Operations is going to happen at some point, a Blitz at level three and an Ares at level 10? Yes please (27 points, 44 comments)
    4. Anyone have any idea what this means? I haven’t signed into any other devices with this account (14 points, 6 comments)
    5. I have no words, Pixonic needs to become aware and make changes. It was over in under two minutes (5 points, 9 comments)
    6. I’ve been having ideas, and I thought I’d write down some ideas for Nerfs and Buffs to Weapons, Modules and Bots to make them more fair (5 points, 22 comments)
    7. Oh look at those guys! They’re really good players.......(/s) The game was over in two minutes, Pixonic really needs to sort matchmaking out (5 points, 8 comments)
25. 130 points, 3 submissions: 1he2mart0ne
    
    1. Finally got enough. (89 points, 17 comments)
    2. Finally!!! (25 points, 8 comments)
    3. Thanks, kinda useless without the bot tho. (16 points, 6 comments)
26. 126 points, 4 submissions: Praimfayaa
    
    1. Almost... HYPE!! (51 points, 21 comments)
    2. One of those epic matches that goes into the hall of fame (39 points, 9 comments)
    3. Posting this for internet points.. at least I'm honest 😜 (26 points, 14 comments)
    4. Fun custom with my mates, EPIC ending (10 points, 1 comment)
27. 123 points, 4 submissions: Tepo33
    
    1. Please make it happen 👍 (55 points, 8 comments)
    2. Very nice! Skinks acquirable on operation. (37 points, 36 comments)
    3. Pixo when are the skins coming to the live server? (28 points, 12 comments)
    4. Having trouble reading some of the names after update on iOS. Anyone else? (3 points, 10 comments)
28. 118 points, 6 submissions: RIOT707
    
    1. 1K Gold for 0.99$ Deal !!! (47 points, 17 comments)
    2. All the Info that I gathered so far about Titans and their Weapons. (31 points, 27 comments)
    3. First look at Baikal, Arthur and Outlaw with their Paint Jobs! (22 points, 23 comments)
    4. 4th Dragon Robot: Baikal (11 points, 3 comments)
    5. Ideas for the Upcoming Titans (5 points, 0 comments)
    6. Concepts for Egyptian Robots (2 points, 21 comments)
29. 116 points, 10 submissions: SpoonierGerms
    
    1. Spectre is so tempting. (30 points, 11 comments)
    2. Won a Dragoon, is it good? (28 points, 7 comments)
    3. I want to get Carnage for nostalgic reasons. But is carnage still good? (24 points, 24 comments)
    4. This skirmish is so weird and I love it. pls add these bots somehow. (11 points, 2 comments)
    5. double Avenger or double Freedom Avalanche Carnage? I am gonna get Carnage no matter what because I miss it. (8 points, 20 comments)
    6. What are all the bots that can be offered for five dollars? Bulgazari is tempting but I wanna know if there are other cool 5 dollar bots. (6 points, 12 comments)
    7. Don’t have leech. Is this a sign? (: (4 points, 7 comments)
    8. Should I change the thunder on my ecu Hellburner to ancile? (3 points, 2 comments)
    9. What are good Hellburner setups? I currently have a thunder and Ecu on me bot. (2 points, 5 comments)
    10. Is Avalanche Carnage good? (0 points, 8 comments)
30. 115 points, 10 submissions: Stormblessed2207
    
    1. Special offer my arse. (35 points, 13 comments)
    2. Is this a good deal? (21 points, 17 comments)
    3. Finally got lucky. (18 points, 6 comments)
    4. Anyone know why I can’t convert behemoth or phantom frags at the moment? (9 points, 2 comments)
    5. Is this a good price for the Spectre? (9 points, 24 comments)
    6. Dual Storm Nemesis viable? (8 points, 9 comments)
    7. Is an Inquisitor with dual Vortex and a Thermite viable? (7 points, 3 comments)
    8. How to get honour point boosters? Preferably without paying. (4 points, 14 comments)
    9. Operation Query: Do you need to earn 4K OXP for level 80? (3 points, 7 comments)
    10. Anyone else finding it impossible to join Team Deathmatch? (1 point, 3 comments)
31. 113 points, 5 submissions: MlKEROTCH
    
    1. When Reds silver farm becomes Blues silver mine (40 points, 9 comments)
    2. Well that didn’t take long. Didn’t even think it was out yet (29 points, 19 comments)
    3. Like a pack of angry Corgis (21 points, 3 comments)
    4. Footprints from War Robots official Twitter (19 points, 10 comments)
    5. Legendary pilots for Falcon and Phantom coming (4 points, 16 comments)
32. 111 points, 4 submissions: jibjabmikey
    
    1. Oh COME ON Pixo! (48 points, 15 comments)
    2. Any one else noticing the casino ads opening safari and App Store without you pressing anything??? (39 points, 13 comments)
    3. I’m tellin’ you guys. Ditch the meta... (18 points, 13 comments)
    4. Feels good when you have MKI weps, and Pixo pairs you with a bunch of MKII lvl 12s and you still get top stats. 😏 (6 points, 10 comments)
33. 110 points, 5 submissions: dyno_1
    
    1. ares gonna get a heavy nerf next update, so i know that I'm late to the party.. but i was too far into this to go back.. now i can be like the cool kids that do ares trains. not a big fan of this play style but i want to feel belonged :/ (58 points, 31 comments)
    2. I'll be honest.. scavenger griffin looks badass! (20 points, 6 comments)
    3. here's a picture of your ugly three twins cousins lol (13 points, 9 comments)
    4. ight imma bout to fight for yan di tokens. wish me luck... (10 points, 29 comments)
    5. i had my ups and downs with this game, but.. this is too much teasing! (9 points, 10 comments)
34. 108 points, 3 submissions: wot_a_mess_lul
    
    1. I did a bad? (75 points, 17 comments)
    2. Anyone remember the Fujin easter egg? (30 points, 4 comments)
    3. I thought something was missing... (3 points, 0 comments)
35. 106 points, 3 submissions: XTheSilencerX
    
    1. Yeah didn't work somehow. Need more! (91 points, 13 comments)
    2. Bulgasari is chubby (10 points, 12 comments)
    3. Fantastic. (5 points, 2 comments)
36. 106 points, 2 submissions: peggz223
    
    1. Obey the white dragon (104 points, 19 comments)
    2. Chest items disappearing (2 points, 2 comments)

Top Commenters

1. redsteal1 (626 points, 256 comments)
2. CommonSlime (592 points, 259 comments)
3. MrAdazahi (584 points, 288 comments)
4. Krombopulous-Pichael (495 points, 189 comments)
5. JFSoul (494 points, 189 comments)
6. WunHunDread (486 points, 234 comments)
7. MlKEROTCH (456 points, 174 comments)
8. Pirate_Leader (398 points, 152 comments)
9. zghorner (396 points, 135 comments)
10. Michaelmostlyreads (347 points, 223 comments)
11. NoobGamer2006 (326 points, 186 comments)
12. BigDarus (312 points, 144 comments)
13. major_rage_cold_beer (270 points, 121 comments)
14. ThePqrst (265 points, 146 comments)
15. flaminace__ (255 points, 117 comments)
16. jeb_hoge (229 points, 59 comments)
17. Desc440 (217 points, 86 comments)
18. Ooi_You_Jie (213 points, 78 comments)
19. OldToothbrush1 (211 points, 146 comments)
20. kazahani1 (209 points, 60 comments)
21. robot-beepboop (208 points, 85 comments)
22. chonk-whisperer (208 points, 78 comments)
23. cnavla (205 points, 97 comments)
24. AnOverrated_Mon (203 points, 122 comments)
25. RobotorAffan (196 points, 79 comments)
26. 40k_Novice_Novelist (190 points, 81 comments)
27. Praimfayaa (184 points, 69 comments)
28. cgratelli (183 points, 75 comments)
29. arielbelkin (177 points, 58 comments)
30. serd12 (176 points, 60 comments)
31. WalleyeHS (176 points, 56 comments)
32. dexdrako (166 points, 74 comments)
33. Dexter_001 (165 points, 68 comments)
34. Crusty-elbow (156 points, 62 comments)
35. Doccojohn (153 points, 80 comments)
36. gfitz44 (136 points, 76 comments)
37. MyClevrUsername (135 points, 65 comments)
38. boidcrowdah (134 points, 70 comments)
39. DanBanapprove (130 points, 47 comments)
40. Uny0n (129 points, 58 comments)
41. suhaibh12 (125 points, 66 comments)
42. noamch1997 (124 points, 81 comments)
43. PhantomPiGod (123 points, 55 comments)
44. Leroy_Neckbone (120 points, 54 comments)
45. Unuoctium (117 points, 65 comments)
46. KillaSushi (115 points, 53 comments)
47. wtfyoloswaglmfao (112 points, 49 comments)
48. alee51104 (110 points, 57 comments)
49. MelvintheDoo (110 points, 33 comments)
50. Nvj5497 (107 points, 49 comments)

Top Submissions

1. Mender bender by FoolyValued (135 points, 10 comments)
2. Always in Master III by cgratelli (132 points, 22 comments)
3. Just reached "nice" by Dexter_001 (124 points, 40 comments)
4. Got my self a pet by RickyPT13 (111 points, 26 comments)
5. Every single Match... by cgratelli (105 points, 10 comments)
6. Obey the white dragon by peggz223 (104 points, 19 comments)
7. Thanks for the carry by EpickChicken (97 points, 5 comments)
8. Wtf is wrong with you Pixo by Phiced (95 points, 39 comments)
9. Remove Ag from Chests. by CommonSlime (93 points, 33 comments)
10. New robot they teased. And its big by JustHulio (92 points, 53 comments)

Top Comments

1. 74 points: Just-Kam-Is-Fine's comment in Players who DIDN'T purchase the Operation Pass; why not? Serious replies only please, no judging.
2. 40 points: jeb_hoge's comment in New robot they teased. And its big
3. 32 points: Karaad's comment in why are there no rewards at those levels? I paid some extra cash, you can at least have silver there. Thanks
4. 32 points: jeb_hoge's comment in Did they SERIOUSLY buff T-Falcon?
5. 28 points: Sionislit's comment in New robot they teased. And its big
6. 28 points: Tepo33's comment in Remove Ag from Chests.
7. 27 points: zghorner's comment in Why I leave 9 out of 10 games
8. 26 points: Cyrano_de_Boozerack's comment in New robot they teased. And its big
9. 26 points: kazahani1's comment in Did they SERIOUSLY buff T-Falcon?
10. 24 points: WunHunDread's comment in Really???? This????

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